SOS Golf: American Foursomes

Sponsored by SOS i think.....

And so the The Rio Olympics 2016 are over, and i'm sure the recriminations have already started by every nation as to why they performed so badly, both on the sport field, but more importantly after!

OK so it's not the correct count, but the numbers were small when i first chose it and i can't be bothered to find another one,,,,, but i'm sure you all get the point.

Ironically after the worst off-field performance of The Games, we are playing American Foursomes.

So does that mean to win I had to destroy a toilet, abuse an armed guard and claim i've been robbed?????

aka Ryan the lying bstard yank Lochte?????

Or do i, as all good Olympians, go out and party all night long harmlessly only to be 'rescued' by two Brazilian businessmen the following morning and taken to the Consulate.

I know which one i'd opt for heheheheee

And in the name of Good Sport and Genial Competition,,,,, and with a big smile
on his dial,,,,, Glen The Organiser decided to pair Ze German with The Pom!!!!
And what a day it was going to be,

as for the second week on the trot our group did nothing but chuckle our way round,,,,

and in between we actually played some golf shots!!!

Oh yeh baby.

The only trouble was that it threatened to curtail our good humour with more heavy doses of fkn RAIN!!!!!!!

Our pool is already overflowing, our sandstone path is showing signs of moss, it's my Mumsies & Sissies b-days on the 19th August,,,, and all this rain is really making me miss the English Summer.

So what would Putin-Gardi do?????????

Well he'd find the nearest bear, ask The WeatherMan for the forecast and soldier on,,,,,

and that's what we did.

Results of Sorts
Again due to it being a team game, my scribes being absent for the awards, and my new found love of $9 Guinness (though i don't think the love is reciprocated by sed $9 Guinness- see later pic!),,,, the list of results is pathetic to say the least.

A fantastic score of nett 61 goes to the Grinning Winners

Stiff & Pretty Boy

Second Place-- Ze German & The Pom

Lollies-- The WeatherMan & Axman Gordo

As for the rest of the standings, they may be published at a later date,,,, but then again they may not.

Novelties
NTP-- Charm & Graeme
NTP-- Tomothy
NTP-- Charm
NTP-- Wifey

well done to all of the above for their outstanding play!

And after The WeatherMan scaring it soooo greatly last week nobody dared to get close this week and so
The Golden Hole grows for next time.

Fines of the Week
So where to start,,,,,,, but there is a slight disclaimer of slightly more risque fines this time around:-

Gordo's statement to Charm-- "Good luck today in all that rough African bush, as that's where i'm betting you'll be playing from today, hey boet"

Vickie to Gordo-- "You really should get some relief for hitting your balls in a bag!"

Roland to Ciaran-- (In Arnie stylie) "So whhaaaaaat is your bloody name???? Is it Karen??? How do u pronounce eeetttt?"

Brett to Fran-- After poor Derek was unfortunately stung by a bee and being nursed by Stiff for the evil bite,,,, Fran was 'instructed' to 'look after' him in the most wifely manner,,,,

Peter-- for using a very lame excuse for not playing very well and blame on the blister that he has on his finger,,,,,,,, after practising too bloody much!!!!!!!!