SOS 2nd Round Old Course Wembley Saturday 25th October 2014

Sponsor:  Richard Yeo
What an interesting day of golf.  Stangers teamed up with the Freemans! I still have neck spasms from keeping my head down and then up to look at Mardi. It is like an ant and a Giraffe.  Mardi known for her strength in hitting the ball, poor me had to try and keep up all day, but alas I was not that far behind.  The Freemans started off like a couple sooooo in love but after the eleventh hole they were like the rest of us. Mardi fed up with Bruce playing his own game called "Tree to Tree Golf".  What a laugh we had, especially as we were in the last group we knew we were only holding up the groups in the club house.  Serves you right Mr Pope for putting me in the last group again!  The faces when we finally arrived at the club was priceless and the comments even better, imagine wanting to fine us for slow play wth!!! I was not even allowed to buy something to eat as the hammer slammed on the table for us to sit down! back to school again!!!!
Brett brought along a visitor who put us all to shame with a net score of 66!  Well done Mr Brett's Visitor (sorry forgot his name)
Results:
Novelties:
NTP #2  Gregg
NTP #6 in two  Steve
NTP #13 in two  Charmaine (well done me)
NTP #15 in three  Steve  (nice one Steve)

Lollies:
This is a newcomer to the Lollie Club - Christine  with a net of 82 - what happened Wolper?
Closely followed by
Colin  82
Malcolm  80
Kerry  79
Peter  78
Bruce  77
Ian  77
Graeme  77
Glen  75
Ross  75
Richard  75
Charmaine  74
Dave  74
Derek  74
Greg  73
Brett  72
Steve  71
Gary  71
Earle  70
Third Place:
Roland  70  Well Done!
2nd Place:
Count back  Shelley  70  Great Game!
WINNER:
Mardi  with a net score of 68  -  Well Played!

The Winner of the SOS Club retaining the Title is the one and only Mr Burgess!  Well done Gary.

The deserving Winner Mardi (Princess 2)

SOS Winner Gary Burgess holding his prize between his legs!

The Lady and the Hammer, don't make her wait!

Mardi so tired of looking where Bruce's ball has gone!

Why must we all wait for those Stangers!

See Bruce that's the way to hit a ball!

I could just shove this ball !

See Mardi stance is perfect, hands perfect, just not my fault its doing its own thing!

Stroke SOS Cup R1

Sponsor:
Malcolm Yeo

Wembley Golf Course on Saturday 18th October 2014

We had an interesting day of golf. It was the slowest game ever,taking five hours to finish the round.
Trying to play with flies circling our faces and dark clouds threatening to wash out the game for the entire 18 holes, did not make it a fun day.  Well being teamed up with Nola, Steve and Roland, we made sure there would be something to laugh about. Nola and I decided to accept their challenge of $1 per hole. According to us girls we had won, but the men refused to pay us. Wonder why? Meeting up with the other players on the T-Boxes, we knew we weren't the only ones highly irritated by the slow play. Exhausted and irritated after a long day, I could not wait for an ice cold beverage.

We were in the club house relaxing when we heard the load noise and thought it was the sound of the massive raindrops, but instead it was hail stones the size of marbles covered the entire golf course within minutes.  It looked like "winter wonderland".  We were told to evacuate the club house, as the roof could collapse.  The rain was pouring through the light fittings and parts of the club completely flooded.  What a sight! Golfers running to take cover, people running to their cars and children sliding on the ice on the eighteenth hole on the old course.
WHAT A DAY!
Results
Novelties:
LD #8  Earle
NTP #9  Steve (This is how Desantis does it  - ball hitting the water, then the concrete landing at the back of the green, and slowly rolling down towards the hole, close enough for a birdie)wth?
NTP #15 in two - Derek
NTP # 17 in three - Colin

Lollies
Graeme  84 (must be due to the four balls off the tee on #6)

Other scores:
Vickie  81
Roland  79
Ross  77
Nola  77
Glen  77
Colin  76
Steve  76
Shelley  76
Greg  75
Peter  75
Earle  75
Charmaine  73
Phil  73
Brett  73
Kerry  71
Third Place:
Derek  70
Second Place:
Gary  69 (Eagle #6)  Well Done!
WINNER
Richard Yeo  -  Well say no more!

THE PROUD WINNER RICHARD

Ross trying to clap handies!

Farmer Brown!

Shocked Phil and Brett  "Richard won"?

Nola holding on for dear life!

Club Championships Wembley Old Course Saturday 11th October 2014

Sponsor:  Ian Holmes

A fresh breeze and sunny sky was the perfect weather for a round of golf.  Thank you to the UK for returning Brett to us with pants intact.  No wardrobe malfunction this week, so quite boring!
I had my best round ever breaking the 100 score! Thanks to my team members who made me feel at ease, except for ROSS the Stirrer!  Malcolm was entertaining as always with his Pardon the Pun! and Paul was missing Kerry who was cooking up a storm!  I was so excited when I was the closest to the hole in two on number 13, only to realise that Paul still had to putt and as a true man he was not going to let me have the honour.  Ross almost suffered a hernia with laughter because I thought I had it in the bag!

This is what I think of the"Little White Ball"

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies, 
And Even Disappears Before My Eyes. 
Often It Will Have A Whim, 
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup, 
And Swear That I Will Give It Up. 
Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow, 
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow

Lollies of the Day
Ullrich with a net 89  (Much to the delight of the Captain)

Novelties:
NTP #2  Glen
NTP #6  Lynne
LD #11  Roland
NTP in 2 #13 Paul  (not fair!)

Net Scores:
Vickie  87
Lynne  82 (birdie #6)
Christine  80
Earle  79
Nola  78
Derek  78
Ian  77
Greg  77
Dave  77
Ross  76
Paul  76
Gary  73
Malcolm  73
Steve  72
Shelley  72
Roland  72
Phil  72
Peter  70 (birdie #16)
Richard  70  (birdie #1)
Third Place
Brett  69

Here is your lost photo Brett!

Second Place
Charmaine 68  (WOW) (well done to myself!)
WINNER
Glen Pope  64 (Birdies #8 and 9)  What a deserving score! You the best MR POPE!

"Yes I am the Best Pope there is"

I am going to get that Charmaine today, she will not beat me!

The Stirrer in another bunker LOL

Please bring me my Kerry!

Stableford Wembley Tuart Course 4th October 2014

Sponsor:  Paul Gardner

Unfortunately I am unable to give details about the day of play, as I was not on the golf course.  I can
however, give you the results with great pleasure as the Ladies dominated the top order!  Sorry Malcolm you are included in the top order, not meaning you are a lady.  The day's play presented plenty of birdies, must be the sunshine!
First of all a belated congratulations to MARDI FREEMAN for winning the Division 2 at Yokine Country Club.  She achieved the win during her first month of joining the club.  Well Done Mardi, we are proud of
you.

Novelties:
NTP #3    Grandfather Williamson
NTP #9    Earle
NTP in two #15  Richard
LD #17     Lynne
Golden Hole:  Peter Baird (I am sure Peter is having private lessons)  Well Done!

Lollies:
Glen  23
Vickie 22  (Captains discretion that Glen takes the Lollies)  Vickie did get a birdie on #3

Other Results:
Ross  26
Bruce  28
Shelley  29
Greg  30
Phil  30
Paul Gardner  30
Dave  33
Richard  34
Ian  34
Colin  35
Derek  35
Kerry  35  (Birdies #1 and 6)
Peter  35
Nola  36
Tony Lee  36  (Birdie #18)
Gary  36 (Birdie #8)
Steve  37 (Birdie #2)
Earle  37 (Birdies #1 and 9)
Fourth Place:
Christine  38
Third Place:
Malcolm  38
2nd Place:
Mardi  38
WINNER:
Lynne  (Once again a true winner, well done Lynne)

I Love being the Winner!

The Rose among the Oldies!

Nola stay away he is MINE

Shelley looking great with a smile on her dial!

My favourite POSE!

"These two up to no good, look at their faces"

We must beat these women, its a men's game after all!

Glen stole my Lollies and my title!

Peter "I am not going to share my winnings with any of you"

Mr Pope "The number "39 man"

Country Club Pinjarra Sunday 28th September 2014

Sponsor:  SOS Club
The blog information provided by Shelley and Vickie.  Many thanks!

The players had a an enjoyable time at the Country Club in Pinjarra with great lunch provided.  All organised by Gary but unfortunately he could not control the weather, with showers dominating the game half way through play. However, the Pinjarra course is a very interesting and attractive course with unexpected areas of water claiming a few balls.

Results:
Guests:
Vicki Passmore  36  (it is clearly noticeable that Vicki is related to Shelley with such a score)
Kim Passmore  35
Steve Rowley  35
Phil Wear  31
SOS Scores:
Lollies:  presented to an unwell Gim with a score of  20

Closely followed by:

Malcolm  21
Vickie 22
Kerry  23
Steve  24
Frances  25
Earle  26
Derek  27
Peter  28
Colin  28  (on count back from Peter)
Gary  29
Paul Gardner 30
Third Place:
Greg  31
Second Place:
Shelley 31  (on count back from Greg) - Well Done
WINNER

Nola  39   -  You Go Girl!  Well deserved

The Proud Winner Nola Desantis

Gim trying to work out how to use the score card

Paul undressing for the occassion

Assisted by Kerry

Derek "I am so Sad, maybe cause I didn't win"
got use to collecting Trophies!

Fuzzy picture from a shivery beer infected Malcolm hand (Vicki accepting her prize)

The Smileys!

SOS Faithfuls!

Nola up to no good again!

The Boys Club