It's days like this we know why we live in Perth. Not many places in the world you need sunscreen when you play golf in the middle of winter.
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| The boy's club |
Good to see Malcolm, and wish him Happy Birthday. (He got the celebratory gif last week, he doesn't get it twice.)
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| Fifty again. And again. And again. Oh well. |
Ron is finally presented with the Perry Lakes Cup, after it's had a decent polishing. Congratulations, Ron, and many thanks for your kind sponsorship of today's game.
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| At last. |
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| Stylish. Must be dressed by Kerry. |
Seems the Longest Drive marker got mislaid when we all retired to the clubhouse this afternoon. When finally rescued, it was revealed that Brett had won (although we note his playing partner had added the rather unfair comment that he had tee'd off from the ladies' tee. )
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| They say choose your wine to go with your outfit. |
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| Anyone else need their balls cleaned? |
A note from our treasurer - $1 in the golden hole pot, 20c in the eagle's nest pot. Shouldn't really be that hard. If you don't want to participate, don't tick the relevant column when you check in. (But NO payout for you if you win.)
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| Either my calculator's broken or it doesn't add up. |
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| Rob and Richard act out a scene from a famous movie. (Don't get it? Scroll to the end/) |
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So, for those closely fought over novelties:
HOLE
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NOVELTY
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CONTENDERS
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WINNER
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1
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Longest Putt
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Paul
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9
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NTP
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Phil,
Brett
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Ron
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11
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Longest Drive
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Brett
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13
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NTP
in 3
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12
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Golden Hole
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Stan
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Looks like Steph set us too tough a task on the thirteenth.
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| Some of us are just taking too long over the setup. |
And here's a story we can all sympathise with:
It was a sunny Sunday morning, and Murray was beginning his preshot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the ladies' tee please back up to the men's tee."
Murray remained in his routine, seemingly unfazed by the interruption.
A little louder: "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee!"
Murray raised up out of his stance, lowered his driver, and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot?"
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| Steph was awarded the " never gave up " award by her partners. |
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| Dressed by we know who. |
Shelley has some men's shirts available, and will be ordering some long sleeve shirts, but they will have to be in white. This will enable us to adopt "Hooray for the red, white and blue" as the club song.
Enough of this nonsense. Here's what we all want to see:
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| Hooray for us too. Or is that "two"? |
Enough of this nonsense. Here's what we all want to see:
PLAYER
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SCORE
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BIRDIES
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Kerry
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83
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16
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Vickie
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82
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Peter
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82
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Rob
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81
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Earle
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79
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Richard
Y
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78
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Stephanie
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77
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16
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Derek
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76
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17
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Gary
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75
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9
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Ron
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75
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6,9
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Brenda
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73
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9
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Lynne
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73
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Glen
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72
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Thomas
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72
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Greg
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72
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Stan
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71
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Shelley
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71
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16
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Phil
McKeague
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70
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6,
12, 16
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Brett
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70
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6, 12
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Frances
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69
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Congratulations to Frances
who apparently has no intention of dressing like this for next week. Unfortunately.
We note that Brett contributed a total of $5.80 for his excessive swearing fine. Must have been a real shocker.
Next week - the WA Week Cup, followed by a sausage sizzle, weather permitting.
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| Don't be ridiculous. You can see my legs the day I win the Club Championship |
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| Starring Rob and Richard |
