Saturday, January 29, 2022

Stableford 29.01.2022

Nah, won't talk again about the weather, but it was hot AGAIN. So we got ready for yet another challenge. 
Carol puts on her sun protection arm sleeves...they look baggy, did she choose the wrong washing program?

 
While Goochy prays to the gods of golf

 
Others are carefully choosing the ballmarker of the day.

 
The usual suspects were seen drinking tea and coffee....

 
....hugging and laughing.....

 
and probably discussing the golf strategies of the day.

 
Someone not happy with the placement of the black tees? We won't unveil the player who knocked the teebox marker over. 

The groups got to the tees, ready for the group photos. Groups 1-3 were documented....sadly no one bothered to take photos of groups 4-6. 🙈



No, we don't do that!!


So what happened on the course? Here today's results:



And the novelties:






Carol showing off her win for the longest drive. Well done Carol 👏👏




Any dramas on the course? YES!



The battery of Hilly's electric buggy wasn't charged properly and it ran out of power. Eh, nope; removing the wheel didn't improve its condition.


Gary came to save Hilly's day



        until OUPS


Gary anyway had to fight his own battles...strong wind against umbrella! Gary won. 😃




Is this Yoga forward bend or easter egg hunt? It's Barry searching for his golf ball.


Earle reported a couple of small dramas from his group. 

-- Vickie sneezed while Goochy was about to put and so he missed the unmissable.
-- Goochy hitting a safe and short (😂) wood3 drive on hole #8, then Earle told him that this hole is the men longest drive. Cheeky cheeky Earle.

Steph wasn't feeling well, she stopped playing after hole 13. Was it the heat? Hope you're feeling better soon 💗.




Hands up and admit you're doing it.


Back in the clubhouse:


                                                Vickie and Earle looking happy



                                                Goochy, Keith and Barry re-hydrating



Birgit is looking like she's done a marathon.




Shelley #2 "won" today's lollies and dutifully shouted out the fines.



Goochy and Popey dutifully offered their help as fine collectors. They don't look fierce enough though.



Last but not least, the winner's podium, captain Gerry filling in for Mark Smith who left before he collecting his voucher.



The last ones lingering for yet another beer or cider. Yup! those well-known faces. 



Last drama of the day:  
Birgit's phone disappeared. After a frantic search throughout the clubhouse Gerry called her number and who answered? Goochy 😆...yup he had pocketed it by mistake, was already home, and had to return to the clubhouse. 



Presidents announcement:

 - Brett reminded the members that THIS COMING Thursday we are having the Par 3 competition at Lake Claremont Golf Course.
- no birthdays
- A few players are still struggling with the new tee boxes. This will be sorted out in the coming weeks.



Captains corner:

1) Rules reminder:



2) Update on the next games



3) Explanation of the funny games

Lone Ranger/Yellow ball

It's a team game and works with 4 players per team. 

Each team gets a yellow ball, On hole 1, player A plays with the yellow ball. The team score on each hole is the Stableford score of the yellow ball plus the lowest Stableford score of the remaining team members. 

On hole #2 player B plays with the yellow ball, same scoring, the yellow ball Stableford score plus the  lowest stableford score of the other players in the team, and so on for the 18 holes.

It means we all play usual stableford with cards submitted to Golflink and a separate scorecard for the team


Remember that hole 4+5 of the OLD course are closed on 12.02 and 19.02. hence we play CRAZY golf.

Divorce Stableford:

Team of 2 where both Stableford points are multiplied. 




























Saturday, January 22, 2022

Australia Day Cup


Not really Australia Day yet, but we couldn't wait. 


Warm? 

Yep. 

Perth got to 41.1 degrees at 02.05pm


So that's five days in a row over 40, and a new record. 



Yay!


Were we bothered?

Nah.


Guess what? No birthdays. 

No birthdays until March. Nothing for February or the rest of January. 


You know what this means. 


No SOS parental hanky-panky for May all those years ago. 

Was it just too cold under those sheets?

You''ll be pleased to hear that Sandy bought Brett a very nice watch for his birthday.

Apparently he's happier with that than with his new wedges, which are s**t.

We were faced with an interesting choice at player registration. 


Could actually choose which tee to tee off from.

Although there were "recommendations". 


No more girls and boys tees. Just tees. 

Made it interesting. 


Didn't seem to make a big difference to the scores, though. 

Golden Hole went off. 


Guess who? Yep, that's right. 

A couple of exceptional shots.

Mark Smith managed to fly out of the bunker on the 12th, smash into the novelties marker and bounce back into the hole. 


Try doing that twice. 

Birgit faced with a conundrum.


The other novelties?


NTP in three on the twelfth?


Fordy, beaten by Gerry, beaten by Pug Dog!

Not happy off the boy's tees this week


NTP in two on the sixth?


Just one name, Fordy.


NTP on the second. 

Goochy, beaten by Greg.


And the longest drive? Bit of a story here. Earle, in spite of a decent drive off the tee on the seventeenth, failed to mark it. 

Then Popey, in the last group, thought he'd missed picking it up, so he went back round the whole course looking for it. 


And eventually we decided that it must have been Hilly's monster drive so he got the prize. 


Best sledge of the day: Gerry to Pug Dog "You'll get better results on Tinder if you leave the mask on. "

Your subs are now due.


$140 to the SOS account, not Glen.

And if you haven't already registered for the Par 3 competition


$30 to Shelley, and let Derek know you're playing. 


Sausage sizzle was beaut! 

Special thanks to Carol and Shelley, 

Keith, 


Earle and Vickie

...that's a knife

Birgit


Did a great job



Next week, it's vice-captain's choice. 

What's his choice - no idea at this stage. 

The following week, Stableford divorced pairs. (You know, mulitply your score by your partner's on each hole. Great if you both got four. A bit miserable if one gets four and the other gets zero. No calculator required). 

Oh, and the game? Top round from Boris, a clear winner. 


 

PLAYER

SCORE

BIRDIES

 

 

Barry

40

 

 

 

Gerry

38

 

 

 

Stephanie

36

16

 

 

Glen K

36

 

 

 

Carol

35

 

 

 

Tony

33

1, 14, 16

 

 

Mark Smith

32

 

 

 

Brett

32

 

 

 

Birgit

31

 

 

 

Earle

30

 

 

 

Richard

30

 

 

 

Derek

29

 

 

 

Mark Hill

29

 

 

 

Keith

28

 

 

 

Greg

28

 

 

 

Gary

27

 

 

 

Glen P

27

 

 

 

Mark Wilson

27

 

 

 

Shelley

26

 

 

Well played, Boris. 

See you all next week!