STABLEFORD

Another great day in Paradise!

There's this new game we're working on

I won ten bucks! Earle, let's celebrate.

So I had a poor round..so what?

The only person who ever improved after a lesson from the pro

Who is this man?

Whoa...five points!

What do you mean I had a crap round? I was playing for these. 

It's no good, Stan. I've got it in writing and you'll be hearing from my lawyer. 

His brother has been studying Earle's golf for many years

Bit of a pants man

Two members in need of uniform counselling

A man and his car. What a beautiful sight. 

Birthdays to Ian Holmes and Richard Yeo - happy birthday guys, have a great time.

38 points. Got to be worth something, hey?

The novelties....

GOAL	HOLE	CONTENDERS	WINNER
NTP	3RD	Gary, Phil	Don
NTP	9th	Roland	Stan
NTP in 2	16th		Roland
LD	17th	Vickie	Stan
Golden Hole			Brenda

This one's going straight down the middle. (It did)

Richard copped a fine for chucking his club past the ladies tee, then forgetting what he'd done with it.

I got distracted

Then Peter drove back two holes looking for his lob wedge, when it was....

I think that story's a bit exaggerated.

 ......in his bag all the time.

About to go through the gears

Club Championships Round 2 next week. STROKE.....!!!? Aaah..

I ain't takin' no shit from no-one

Apparently we've been doing some whoopsies when we add up the cards. Don't, OK?

Bit of a tight spot

Got out of that OK

And the scores....

PLAYER	SCORE	BIRDIES
Gim	18
Bernie	19
Thomas	21
Charmaine	27
Glen	28
Stephanie	28	2
Paul	28
Richard Y	28
Don	29
Earle	29
Vickie	29	9
Lynne	30
Shelley	32
Kerry	32	9,12
Derek	33	4
Peter	33
Phil McKeague	33	2,6
Roland	34	9, 16
Gary	35	6,14
Frances	35
Ross	38

CLUB CHAMPIONSHIP RD 1

Congratulations RON CONWAY – Winner of Round 1 of the Club Championship.  Second win for Ron in the Winter Season.  Sponsor Greg Bennett presenting the Cup:

Full net stroke scores

1st	Ron Conway 69
2nd	Glen Pope (cb) 72
3rd	Paul Gardner (cb) 72 (Birdies 10th & 11th)
4th	Lynne Malone (cb) 72 (Birdie 17th)
5th	Bernie Caffrey (cb) 72
6th	Gary Burgess 74 (Birdie 8th)
Stephanie Jeffares, Richard Yeo, Roland Stanger 75
Brenda Jones 76
Shelley Yeo 77 (Birdie 1st)
Thomas Reilly 79 (Birdie 2nd)
Peter Baird, Gim Ong, Ross Campbell 80
Dave Williamson 81
Jan Rowling, Malcolm Yeo 82
Kerry Gardner 83
Charmaine Stanger, Rob Gray 84

How to complete scorecard seminar to be scheduled?

Disappointing to note that for the Club Championship there are two cards which on the face of it are subject to disqualification.  Copies of the cards will be sent to the 2 players concerned.  There were 3 players who overscored their stableford score but escaped disqualification as this was a stroke comp and the stroke scores were correct.

There were 2 players in the Perry Lakes Cup who underscored and either could have been the winner with correct cards.  Even ex Captain Earle made a fool of himself on the 1 April fixture by underscoring by 1 – however, Earle thinks it was a deliberate miscalculation by his partner, Brett, to prevent him from getting a better score!

Glen receiving his 2 balls for 2^nd.  Sorry to the other 4 players on 72!

LOLLIES

Countback for the lollies between Rob and Charmaine

 

                                         

And the winner of the lollies – lucky Charmaine!!!

 

 

NOVELTIES

2^nd hole - NTP:  Jan

 

6^th hole – NTP in 2:  Gary

 

 

9^th hole – NTP in 2: Paul

 

13^th hole – NTP:  Brenda

 

 

Do not recommend starting the day at the 19^th hole!!! – Brenda nabbed before the game!!!

 

Officer:  Madam, would you please blow into the bag.

Brenda:  blow blow blow  blow blow – sorry Officer, I can’t blow, I’m out of wind!

Officer:  I can wait.

Brenda:  Can I have one phone call? (Need to organise Kerry and Paul to swap cart seats in time!)

 

Is this a “classy” shot or what!!!

On the 17^th, bush to bush for the first 2 shots (hope a fine was paid) and then chips in from 76 odd metres for a birdie!!!

 Good to see Greg back and looking well– may be playing in a couple of weeks.  Not too sure though about the success of Glen’s operation as he was overheard saying just before Greg presented the prize, “Has Greg arrived?

 

Why are we waiting, why are we waiting … Group 1 had a long wait before Group 2 arrived.

 

Another photo opportunity for Shelley and Paul!

 

Thanks to Lynne and Stephanie for photos and content. 

Next Week:  Stableford on the Tuart.  Sponsor:  Clement & Co.



 

 

EASTER CUP

 

FANTASTIC scores for Easter Cup on 15 April 2017!  Taking advantage of playing off the Ladies Tees, the boys featured heavily in the Top 6!!!

Congratulations Richard – Winning the Easter Cup much to Glen and Brett’s dismay! Sponsor Shelley presenting the Cup:

 

 

Full stableford scores

(Apologies for any missing Birdies)

1st	Richard Osborne 43 (Birdie 5th)
2nd	Glen Pope 41 (cb) (Birdies 6th, 11th, 13th, 17th)
3rd	Brett Fordham 41 (Birdie 1st)
4th	Gary Burgess 39 (Birdie 8th)
5th	Earle Scarff 35
6th	Bernie Caffrey 34 (cb)
Peter Baird 34
Lynne Malone 32
Jan Rowling, Dave Williamson, Richard Yeo, Charmaine Stanger 31
Vickie Scarff (Birdie 9th), Roland Stanger, Shelley Yeo (Birdie 12th) 30
Ross Campbell, Malcolm Yeo 28
Rob Gray 27
Thomas Reilly 26 Gim Ong 22

 Eagles Nest 

RICHARD with a Birdie on the 5^th winning 1 Ball

GLEN with a Birdie on the 11^th winning 2 Balls

 

CONGRATULATIONS TO PETER BAIRD WHO TOOK OUT THE GOLDEN HOLE ON THE 12^TH

 

17^th Longest Drive:  Jan

1^st NTP in 2:  Earle

 

5^th NTP in 2:  Gary

 

15^th NTP:  Bernie

 

Surprise, an early start on the Tuart Course caught Richard Yeo strolling late to the 1^st tee!

 

Where’s Richard!  May as well do some more limbering up while waiting!

 

 

All in a row on the 11^th thinking:

Richard:  “**!!** Even driving off the Ladies tees, Lynne’s outdriven me again!”

 

Lynne:  “The boys’ handicaps are going to suffer hitting off the Ladies tees, even if I am outdriving them!"

Peter:  “Only an inch in front but I’ve finally outdriven Lynne!”

 

Winning the Lollies (or chocolate Bilby) sees a serious Gim happily fining the masses!

 

Its not just drinks after the game!

 

 

 

Next week’s game:  Club Championship Round 1.  There are 7 rounds and to be eligible for the open Club Champion, Club Handicap Champion, A Grade Champion, B Grade Champion and Ladies Champion, you need to play at least 11 games in the Winter Season including at least 5 Club Championship rounds.  If you play more than 5 Club Championship rounds, then only the best 5 rounds are counted.  A player can only win one Championship trophy per year in the order of priority as listed above.

Sponsor for next weeks game:  Greg Bennett.  Greg will be coming to drinks after the game which is welcome news!