SOS Golf: Club Championship, Round 4

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Club Championship, Round 4

Didn't need all that wet weather gear

Oh, gosh, weren't we all worried by that weather forecast, and the big blue and red blobs on the radar. Of course, we forgot that God plays at Wembley on the first Saturday of the month, so the rain carefully went around and about, avoiding the Old Course almost entirely, and dumping bucketloads on those unfortunate suburbs where poor people live. Ah well..

I'd like to introduce my long lost father

Perhaps the most poignant announcement of the day was that Malcolm and Shelley are celebrating their 48th wedding anniversary. Particularly poignant for Malcolm, who is now only two years away from a really expensive one - I'd start investing in gold futures while they're still historically low.

Gim indulges in a wrap

Shelley will soon be distributing meal order forms for the country cup. Remember, members are warmly invited to bring a guest for this event.

Two guys who set the dress code standard

Some stern words from our captain this week, concerning

1. Slow play....Don't.

2. Etiquette......Do

I think this means he lost

I've played better, but I've also played worse

And now, the novelties:

2nd	NTP	Brett
6th	NTP	Ciarán
13th	NTP in 2	Phil McK
17th	LD	Brett

And the fourth round of the Club Championship. Remember, it's your best five results out of the seven rounds that score for this competition. If you don't complete five rounds, bad luck. You're out of the running.

Stephanie admits to swearing, but not excessively

Kerry	90
Dave	84
Malcolm	84
Richard	83
Lynne	82
Gim	82
Stan	80
Colin	78
Frances	78
Ciarán	77
Earle	77
Ian	77
Stephanie	76
Greg	76
Phil McK	76
Brett	75
Derek	75
Glen	75
Ross	74
Phil McC	73
Peter	73
Gary	73
Thomas	70
Shelley	69

Congrats Shelley and Thomas. I think the general consensus was that it was a pretty "average" day's golf. (If I've got anyone's score wrong, I'm sorry, let me know. I was at the far end of the tables and couldn't hear that well).