SOS Golf: Stableford

The beautiful game of stableford sponsored by the lovely Peter Baird.

First things first, and once again a technical failure has meant that i've lost most of my pictures (f**king Iphones!), so there aren't many images of the aftermath,,,,

Plus the fact that i'm pining for Wifey, after dropping Her Ladyship at the airport at stupid o'clock,

and coincide that with the fact that i had to WORK, yes work on a Saturday,,, arggghhhhhh,,,, and therefore missed the golf this will be a pretty lame blog.

It was indeed an absolute pleasure to see that grumpy old man Richard Yeo back at SOS, and despite everything that he has gone through it's great to see it hasn't affected his game too much!!!
Great to have you back pal!

Plus it was good to have Gim back into the fold after her travels and journeys, wherever they were,,,, i'm sure you've told me but since i'm a goldfish i have forgotten the details, ooooopppppssss.

Results
Yeh, not really much to report here as i didn't write the scores down, but what i can say is that for the second week on the trott Paul Wayne King brought home the bacon and took away the prize!

Well done mate,,,, the question is can he make it a 3-peat on Saturday?

The only other matter to note is that apparently there was a Special

Committee Meeting, attended by Captain Earlos on his own, who decreed that this week no lollies were to be provided!

Mmmm would that perchance be because you came last dear boy????
Hehehehee

Novelties
No. 2-- Ian
No. 3-- Lynne
No.13-- Gary (in da hole!)
No.15-- Glenn & Gary (also in da hole!)

Top work people especially with the finishes in the hole,,,, woo hoo,,,, we are getting better!

Golden Hole
But it would appear that the nerves are still trembling over the money hole as once again it didn't go off, with the prize money starting to climb once more

~$74 in the pot

will it 'go off' on Saturday? The tension is almost too much to bare,,,,
:-)

Fines of the Week
Now this is one bit that i did pay a bit of attention to, so prepare yourself for some doozies!
And i shall start with my welcome to the club:-

Frances-- On arriving at the club and whilst talking to Paul Wayne King, Phil Mickelson McKeague and Gordon The Salesman Nielsen we followed about 20m behind Fran to the lift, whereby Frances looked us square in eyes, flipped us 'The Bird' and closed the doors, leaving us standing there dumbstruck,,,, we couldn't believe it!**

** There may have been a bit of 'poetic licence' with the above story, but why should the truth get in the way of a good yarn!

Stan-- having played an ordinary round, blaming his lack of form on the fact that he'd had a haircut the day before

Shelley-- for acting as our resident 'wood chopper' and arborist after deciding NOT to attack the fairways but to hit not one, not two, not three, but FOUR trees on the first hole.
Top effort El Presidente

Earle-- for breaking his umbrella, with a bad case of wind!
Something you ate sir?

Brett-- for scaring the locals on every fairway but the one he was supposed to be on!
Best re-adjust those sights fella.

and finally, but by no means least

Vickie & Steph-- on handing the New Year Cup back to Vickie, it was overheard that Steph had a real Attack of the Blondes saying:-
"Have we played the 2016 New Year's Cup yet?"
"I'm not sure" was the response from Vickie

well done girls, proud of ya, hehehehee

Next Week
Is the Easter Cup which also coincides with the start of the Opening Season where Shelley will mark it with a new tradition,,, to be explained on Saturday

There will a Special Prize on offer!!!

Reminder from Your Captain
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU MARK YOUR CARD PROPERLY, AND SIGN IT WITH BOTH YOURSELF & YOUR MARKER.
If you fail to do this unfortunately you are liable to be DQ'd!!!!!!
And we don't want that do we????