And so the last Saturday of Summer certainly didn't fail to come to the party as it produced a sweltering 40+ day,,,,, for some this was too much and many decided their time would be better spent on the beach/by the pool/in the aircon/ or anywhere other than the golf course.
For those that did play the majority took the easier option and hired a cart (Wembley actually sold out of them heheheeeee), whilst only the foolish decided to walk (El Pres, The Scarlet Pimpernel & Tomothy)
And some, The Coach, simply brought his own,,,, tho it did look at times that it should have some balancing-training wheels as it precariously traversed the course.
If anybody feels the need to buy him some bumper stickers to help decorate the vehicle please do,,,,,,,,
Personally i reckon we should give it a name as well????
Any thoughts:-
The Menace of Wembley
Ghost Rider
Rubiks 4 wheeler (due to the difficulty of construction)
And whilst we are talking of general news, a VERY BIG SHOUT OUT must go to Ron Argos Conway for his significant birfday!!!!
CONGRATS MATE,,,, it was a pleasure playing with you, unfortunately the quality of golf didn't shine thro,,, heheheheeeee
i hope you had a marvellous one!
oh and finally,,,,,,,,,can we all please offer The Booking Officer some sympathy as he's clearly feeling a little under the weather as he sports a fine shiner!
We do hope that it's from the operation and not from an other 'altercation' after a couple of cheeky beverages????
The Results
So what happened in the heat,,,, apart from many red-faces,,,, which wasn't aided by ZERO VISITS from the drinks cart on the back nine!!!!!
Don't worry it was reported!!!!
Many thanks to the ScoringMeister,,, you've been missed,,,,, so you'll actually get a full list for a change
Vice Captain’s Choice
1st Peter Baird 38 (Birdie 14th)
2nd Colin Kerr 35
3rd Glen Pope 34; G (Birdie 17th)
4th Don Beesley 33 (cb) (Birdie 11th Eagles Nest)
5th Gary Burgess
6th Vickie Scarff 32 (cb) (Birdie 5th Eagels Nest)
Shelley Yeo 32 (Birdies 1st & 6th)
Ron Conway 30
Kerry Gardner 29
Roland Stanger 28 (Birdie 4th Eagles Nest), Earle Scarff
Charmaine Stanger, Graeme Powell 27
Thomas Reilly 22
Paul Gardner (score withheld!!)
Paul’s new motion for AGM: Ice cream instead of lollies in summer & meat pie in winter
Novelties
NTP3-- Char
NTP9-- Kerry
NTP15-- Colin
LD17-- Shelley
And since we were playing off The Tiger Tees all day the GOLDEN HOLE didn't go off again
Ball Count
And now for a slightly new item, that will be an occasional thing to remind us all of what 'balls' we are owed
Colin-- 1
Stan-- 4
Fines of the Week
Plenty to work with this week, so read 'em and weep tears of joy
Rich O-- For asking The Booking Officer why his name wasn't down for this weeks event only to be told that you texted earlier in the week stating
"It's too hot for an old git like me so can you take me off the list"
Tom-- for the worst joke in the world evers,,,,
"What do you call bees that come from the US of A?"
"USB's"
GROAN for the Dad joke,,,,,, which i do actually like heheheeeee
Tom-- for being in the bar, due to turning his golf balls into submarines when i had my ONLY good hole for the day!
Paul-- for it simply being the Worst Round of Golf Evers
Gary-- for needing Training Wheels on his new toy
Rita-- for pretending to be in a Destruction Derby and crashing, and bending, poor old Tomothy's cart,,,,,,, and therefore making a bad day ever so slightly worse.
DON'T FORGET THE DATE FOR THE AGM ON 18TH MARCH
Please forward any agenda items direct to Shelley asap to avoid missing out on discussing those urgent matters!!!!And just a couple of Random Pics
The look of disdain as The WeatherMan stumbles into the table spilling Ze German & CharChar's beer!!!!!
Sacrilege my dear boy,,,
Nearly forgot this one,, and should really be TOPPING the Fines of the Week
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