SOS Golf: Irish Stableford

I believe it was supposed to be sponsored by Sticky McGlue, but unfortunately he came unstuck as his 'mates' imbibed a smidgen too much of the Black Stuff and caused him to break his ankle......

GET WELL SOON FELLA!!!!!!

And there we a few 'welcome backs' for such a fine event as we said hello again to Ivar & Judith, Bruce & Mardi, Beardy Dave and Mustang Ross

Apologies to Bruce & Mardi as i was too late in getting pics as you snuck in as i was teeing off,,,,, next time xxx

And of course to Bernie BeJesus

as she offered support her fellow Oirishman as he was recovering in the nearby hospital:-

"Get youself down thr fookin golf course you fookin eeejit Ciaran!"

You'll walk it off, so you will!"

So what happened as the rain decided to come and go,,,,,

The Results

As always many thanks to The Scribe for her endless work in providing the scores on the doors

Irish Stableford 18/3/17
1st Brett Fordham, Stan Tan, Lynne Malone & Thomas Reilly 86

2nd Charmaine Stanger, Roland Stanger, Mardi Freeman & Bruce Freeman 84 (cb)
3rd Vickie Scarff, Earle Scarff, Malcolm Yeo & Shelley Yeo 84
4th Paul Gardner, Kerry Gardner, Derek Longhurst & Frances Longhurst 83
5th Ross Campbell, Don Beesley, Jan Rowling & Bernie Caffrey 81

Stableford (played in conjunction with Irish Stableford)
Thomas Reilly 36 (Birdie 2nd)

Paul Gardner (Birdie 17th), Earle Scarff 35
Vickie Scarff, Judith Holm (Guest), Mardi Freeman (Guest), Kerry Gardner (Birdies 1st for Eagles Nest $5 Par 5 20+ h’cp & 2nd) 34
Jan Rowling, Stan Tan (Birdie 16th), Ivar Holm, Shelley Yeo 33
Roland Stanger (Birdie 2nd), Lynne Malone (Birdie 2nd) 32
Don Beesley 31
Bruce Freeman (Guest), Brenda Jones 30
Peter Baird 29
Fran Longhurst, Richard Yeo, Glenn Pope (Birdie 7th) 27
Derek Longhurst 26
Malcolm Yeo 25

Bernie Caffrey 20 (only excuse for Bernie’s score was that she couldn’t not stop worrying about her fellow Irish golfer’s hijinks on St Patrick’s day resulting in a broken ankle – from some of the scores, there were plenty of other concerned players)

Commiserations to Ciaran, we at SOS hope you have a speedy recovery and hope to see you at drinks on Opening Day with the full story.

Novelties

NTP-- Malc

NTP-- Don

NTP-- Nobody ??????????

LD -- Fordy

Nobody hitting the green on the 14th?????

Boo hiss people,,,

Golden Hole

And yes it finally went off, but not without some controversy,,,,, as Stan the Man Tan ticked the wrong spot on the sheet, after narrowly beating Fordy on the inside,,,,,,,,, thankfully The Committee, after much thoughtful banter finally saw sense and allowed him his ill-gotten gains!!!!!

Well done mucker!!!!!!!!!

Fines of the Week

Derek & Paul-- for being so stupida as to argue with our respective spouses without realising that whatever happens,,,,,, it's all our fault!!!!

Derek & Paul-- for suggesting to play a couple of holes in The Emperors New Clothes

Stan, Ciaran, Bernie-- for being a little bit sick in the head/ankle/stomach and it affecting their ball striking.

Stan-- for clearly being a little short-sighted due to his sickness and not ticking the correct area on the sheet.

Vickie-- for being angry and aggressive whilst carrying the chairs at the Sausage Sizzle and creating General Carnage, by bumping into people and benches.