SOS Golf: Stableford

Sponsored by the bubbly Brenda.

And so what did Saturday 14th January have in for us?
Well for one it was damned hot,,,, despite warnings from The WeatherMan we sweltered under the WA sun!

Good to see Gordo, Trav and Dave join us for a cheeky round,,,,,

Let's hope we see a bit more of ya!!!!!

With the heat my frozen towel managed to only last the first few holes before it turned into a warm soggy mess.

And to add to the confusion, we were ushered to the 10th as we played the course in a slightly backwards fashion.

All very confusing for some,,,,,, however the general consensus was that it made for a pleasant change, although those that had 'mentally prepared' the first few holes were buggered! heheheeee

We had another celebrity guest join us too, as Colin of Arabia was see wielding his wand!

So what happened on the day????

Scores
Unfortunately my secretary (Vickster) has let me down and i didn't take note of any of the scores, so apologies for the lack of info.
As such i can only 'bookend' the scores:-

The Winner of the Day was El Pres Shelley, with a delightful 41 points.

It was a top round with hardly a fairway missed, as she accumulated the points.

If a few putts had a bit more luck, the score could've been soooooooo much better.

Well done Pres!

And bringing up the rear, and with the honour of reading out the fines was our good old mate Gordo.

Top fines Big Man!!!

Novelties
It has to be noted, that there was some confusion with the novelties, which led to the cry of:-
"Worst novelties in the world Evers!"

LD -- Dave Mandy
NTP-- Earl
NTP-- Lyn
NTP-- Ciaran (though nearly missed out due to late payment!)

And once again the Golden Hole didn't go off.

Fines of the Week
There is no need for a preamble this week so i'll right into it for ya

Vickie-- for bossing us all around, banging the table, and generally being demanding. Though someone's funny response was:-
"Now we know why Earl just ignores you,,,, chuckle, chuckle!"

Brenda-- for lining up a shot with the wrong person's club, then realising she has left her correct club in the bunker of the previous hole,,,,,, and then getting Lyn to drive in the cart back to get it!!!!

Paul-- for resembling a beetroot after the round,,,,, and even more miraculously NOT having a beer or alcoholic drink either during or after the round!
What is the world coming to????

Gordo-- for the trick shot of hitting a drive backwards!
The ball apparently struck a branch in front of the ladies tee then rebounded to the back of the men's tee,,,,, so not only 'hitting up' on himself, but a 'slut' and probably followed by 'excessive swearing' and some 'club abuse',,,,,,,,
nice work dude.

And saving the best for last:-

Stiff-- for playing with herself, not being allowed into the bush, and not looking for men's balls.
Apparently "Mum told me never to go bush with strange men"