SOS Golf: New Year's Cup 2017

Sponsored by Tricky Dickie Osbourne.

And so it was time for the first cup of the New Year, and what did the day have in hold for us????

As the weather was fine for the start, though according to the WeatherMan we were due for some rather windy conditions as the end,,,

Only time will tell,,,,, so read on and find out xx

I feel it is my duty to mention to those that were absent, that it was Wifey's Birthday Weekend.

The guy on the right was Shaun from Nobu for our GORGEOUS teppanyaki meal on Sunday night,,,,,

pity i didn't focus in on the 'Happy Birthday' salt-writing a bit better,,,,, must've been something to do with all the cocktails!!!

We also had a visitor by the name of Roger from Guildford, who had the joy of playing in the same group as myself.

I was on my best behavior, due to the Birthday Weekend and Saturday night plans which i hope didn't put him off with my normality.

Though i did subject him to a few wonder shots, including a 10 on a par 5,,,,, with 8 of the shots being played with my usually trusty putter,,,, heheheheheeeee

So what indeed did happen????

The Results
Well, for a man who said he had a shocker, funnily enough backed up by his team mates the winner was:-

Well done to Ciaran for winning yet another cup (think it's 6!) in his first year at the club!

Enjoy it while it lasts fella,,,,,, whoop whoop!

New Years Cup 7 January 2017

1^st Ciaran McGlue 68 (cb)

2^nd Colin Kerr 68

3^rd Stephanie Jeffares 69

4^th Gary Burgess 70

5^th Richard Yeo 71 (Birdie 6^th)

6^th Brett Fordham 73 (Birdie 9^th)

Derek Longhurst, Richard Osborne 74

Paul Gardner 75 **** EAGLE 6^th **** don’t you love me!!

Vickie Scarff, Don Beesley 76

Rob Gray 77

Kerry Gardner 79

Glen Pope, Lynne Malone 80

Stan Tan 83

Jan Rowling 84

Peter Baird 88

Guest: Roger Blatchford 73 (1st card)

Well done to Guildford Roger on a great first card. We hope to see you again very soon.

Thanks as always to the lovely Vickie for forwarding the scores,,,,,, and a big sloppy kiss for the picture of my Eagle xxxx

Novelties
NTP 3-- Glen
NTP 9-- Brett
NTP15-- Stiff
LD17-- Brett

And YESSSSSSSS the GOLDEN HOLE went off,,,,,,, to Captain Earl and the princely sum of $47,,,,, woo hoo fella.

Fines of the Week
Quite a few strange ones to get through this week,,,, so brace yourself

Peter-- for taking over the role of WildLife Officer, and not only keeping us up-to-date with the shenanigans of his pussies, but for also growing his menagerie and taking charge of 3 Ducks!!!!!!

Ciaran-- for being downright bloody ridiculous and attempting the feat of Dry January?????!!!!!
Foolchild!

Stiff-- for being strangely grumpy after losing to the sober Dry OirishMan
Just look at her sad face,,,

Vickie-- as normal there are a couple of Fines for the lovely Vickie
(1) Being an Angry Bird for launching the lollies at Poor ol Peter,,,,,, great arm tho!!!
(2) For stating that "Colin's not here" when he was sat there listening attentively a mere 2 foot away on the next seat.
(3) And then stating that there's "no New Year's Cup",,,,, then correcting herself "Oh yes there is, it's at our house!"
Ahhhhh bless,,,,,,,

Stiff-- after being grumpy then sneezing and sliming poor old Stan the Man

Paul-- for getting the 10 on the par 5,,,,,, but more importantly winning the bets, winning the raffle and thanks to Horsey Phil winning on the gee-gees.
Waaaahhhhaaaayyyy.