Thursday, November 3, 2016

Divorced Pairs

Sponsored by the forever young Richard Tricky Yeo.




And so guess what??????
Yes the bloody rain came back to haunt us again, after only one weekend off,,,,

though as The WeatherMan said it was only to be a passing shower,,,, 

some bloody passing shower, we got soaked!!!!!!




And the game for the day was Divorced Pairs, where you and your partner multiply their individual stableford scores together,,,,, so best to try and avoid a 'wipe' or you may end up getting 'divorced' by your partner ,,,,,,,heheheheheheee 




One of us got divorced even before the game started as Earlos pulled up lame, and had to retire without a shot in anger.

He was indeed the poor broken man!




So what were the scores on the doors??????



The Results
many thanks as always to Vickie for sending me the scores:-

Divorced Pairs stableford comp – Sponsor Richard Yeo:


1st  Stephanie Jeffares & Ciaran McGlue 74

2nd  Paul Gardner & Graeme Powell 66
3rd  Peter Baird & Brenda Jones 55
Don Beesley & Lynne Malone 55
Roland Stanger & Keyy Gardner 49
Charmaine Stanger and Ian Holmes 44
Richard Yeo & Rob Gray 28
And suffering an irreconcilable breakdown but still able to amicably share the lollies – Dick Osborne v Vickie Scarff 24


Individual Stableford comp:

Ciaran  McGlue 38
Peter  Baird, Stephanie Jeffares 35
Paul  Gardner, Ian Holmes 34
Lynne Malone, Rob Gray 32
Don Beesley, Roland Stanger 31
Graeme Powell 30
Brenda Jones 27
Kerry Gardner, Dick Osborne 25
Vickie Scarff, Richard Yeo 24
Charmaine Stanger 20

Nice work peeps, on what was a tough windy day.


Novelties
LD4--   Graeme
NTP9-- Lynn
NTP15-- Roland
NTP17-- Paul

And once again, nobody wanted to take home the cold hard cash for the Golden Hole,,,, but it did only grow by a paltry $16!!!!


Fines for November
As i mentioned last week the fines collected in November will be going to an Armed Forces charity so please give well!!!!

Please feel free to add any others in, but here's a couple of suggestions for a change of name to follow the theme

SAS Training--- already in there
Bunkers--        for general misbehavior in the sand
Under Fire--    for hitting up
Firing Blanks--for a slut
Snipers Eye--  any single putts
Uniform--        not wearing a club shirt 


Fines of the week
Not very many for this week, as there were only 16 players and most were on pretty good behaviour,,,, boo hiss!!

Charmaine-- for attacking me with her 'angry umbrella' even before we got underway!!! 


Rob & Richard Yeo-- for wittering on like 2 old ladies all day!!!!!


Vickie-- for trying to advise El Presidente on how to do the announcements,,,, and using the following phrase as her excuse
"I did have to carry Dick for quite a while"
Titter titter,,,,


Paul-- for swallowing flies and wretching disgustingly as it tickled my larynx



Random Pics


Men hard at work


I love this game,,,,,, and yes i did take my wood from the wood


Mysterious man



Ahhh bless,,,,, and Brenda did have to give it the ok before it could be saved



The broken man,,,, thinking


I can see you pointing that camera at me



Still going,,,

Yep,,, me too

No comments:

Post a Comment