And at last the bloody sun came out!!!!!
Please stay my long lost friend, we've all really missed you and want you around for a long, long time.
So it all started well.........
So well in fact that there was 'much love' in the air,,,,,
however for Ross it would appear that it wouldn't last for the whole round,,,,,,,
So what did happen?
Well i'm not going to keep you in suspense any longer so we'll head straight into the scores
The Results
Overall Winner of the SOS Cup 2016 with two splendid rounds of utter consistency was,,,,,,,,, YES ME, DA BLOGMEISTER EXTRAORDINAIRE
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
And the winner of the day,,,,,,,,,, with an absolutely EXTRAORDINARY round of 61 was:-
Mighty fine round mate, and i'm sooooo glad you weren't there last week hehehehheheeee
1st. Phil McLeod - magnificent 61 with Birdies on 11th & 17th
2nd. Don Beesley 67 (Birdie 14th)
3rd. Gary Burgess 70 (Birdie 11th)
4th. Stan Tan 70 (Birdie 2nd)
5th. Brett Fordham 71 (Birdie 9th)
6th. Paul Gardner 71 (Birdie 10th)
Lynne Malone 74
Peter Baird, Glen Pope (Birdie 12th), Vickie Scarff 75
Graeme Powell 76
Brenda Jones , Greg Bennett 77
Stephanie Jeffares 79
Dick Osborne 80
Earle Scarff - Captain, lollies recipient, last and fine master for the day - left him a bit exhausted! Oops almost forgot the score - 81
GUESTS: Gavin Fleming (2nd card) 87 gross; Malcolm Corkin 89.
Well done to Gav the Traveller Fleming for his second card-- saving yourself eh for your 'proper' handicap??????
And to Malcolm the Kiwi Corkin for his adventure around the course
Novelties
NTP2-- Gavin
NTP6-- BlogMeister
NTP13-- Peter
LD17-- BlogMeister
Woo hoo,,, yeh baby!
And since there was a paltry $17 on The Golden Hole nobody really tried and it didn't pay out,,,, even Stan the Man Tan didn't want it!!!
Good i hear you cry!
And so onto the best bit:-
Fines of the Week
Let's just get straight into it
Ross-- For going for a Vickie-esque random wander before one of his playing partners had driven off
Don-- For announcing his best shot of the day was from the wrong fairway.
I actually witnessed this ass he held up our tee shots on the 5th,,,, and a quality shot it was too!
Stiff-- For being a complete and utter 'sweary mary' turning the air blue from about the second hole!
It nearly made my delicate ears blush,,,, hehehehehe
Peter-- For hitting a tree and the ball ending well and truely behind him and blaming it on a nearby bee's nest!
In his defence they were pretty grumpy bees.
Peter-- For somehow managing to sneek in a cheeky snooze under his umbrella.
Not enough sleep mate,,, was your pussy keeping you awake again????
Brenda-- When her other three team-mates all ended up in the bush, she was heard to announce loud and proud:-
'Oooh, i'm not going in the bush with them boys, i don't know what they'll do with their balls!'
And last, but by no means least:-
Stan & Glen-- For consistently peering through the 'range-finder' at Stiff's bum.
Their excuse,,,,,,,,, it's what the 'range-finder' kept picking up as the best target,,,, yeh right!! Heheheheee
Fines in November
Please note the fines in November will try to have a few Armed Forces themes as all proceeds will be donated to an Armed Forces Charity.
So come prepared to donate well.
Random Pics
Fixing the card already Malc????
Mr Slim Phil,,,,, it obviously works dude!
Avril gleaming in the sun
What do you mean they were staring at my bum????
The Coach in the distance with a lovely view
Vickie doing a Vickie
Drinks in the sun
Discussing the merits of the 'range-finder'
Brenda being forced to listen to Stan regale another fantastic story
An Englishman & a Irishman were having a drink,,,,,,,,
This is what happens when you give pretty-boy the camera. |
For The Scarlet Pimpernel--- Baaaaaaaad kiwis for winning the Bledisloe 3-0 |
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