The reason why we missed last week,,,,, a beauty trip to Smiths Beach
Thanks Earl & Vickie
Mad chefs at work, but as you can see with the wine in hand it was hard work!!
Wahhhaaayyy We Missed You, i hear you cry,,,,, and what a game to return to for the joyful team game that is Ambrose Pairs.
All the teams were sizing each other up before the tee-off and there was plenty of banter flying around,,,,
The Poms,,,,, Oh Peter if only we could sink a putt!
Unfortunately for Steve,,,, Ciaron 'Sticky' McGlue was a no-show,,,, and the rumour-mill was chuntering about a particularly excessive night on the turps (reuters*)
*as Ed i am unable to confirm nor dispute such a wicked rumour
Some people were so determined to waste any energy, and brought their own caddy and driver!
The gorgeous Monika acting as driver, counsellor and Iphone retriever for the returning Gordo.
Who, rumour has is Bruce's new No1 Salesman!!!!
WELCOME BACK MAAAAAAATE!!!
So on with the day,,,, and the important matter of the results
The Results
But just before we get into the day's action,,,, one from the recent archives and a picture of the glowing winner of the Summer cup.
Well done Shelley on a marvellous result!
And the winners & grinners of the Ambrose Pairs is,,,,,
Yep it was an education in both golf and expletives from Gordo & Phil.
Nice work boys!!!
A winning score of NETT 60
2nd-- Malc & Glenn & Steve with NETT 63
Did somebody say something about Ambrose Pairs????? Confused?????
Hehehehee
3rd-- Vickie & Stan with NETT 66.25
4th-- Peter & Paul with NETT 69.5
5th-- Kerry & Ian,,,, and Derek & Colin with NETT 69.75
7th-- Frances & Greg with NETT 71.75
8th-- Don & Dave with NETT 72
And the Lolly-winners
Nola & Richard with NETT 72
So all-in-all not a bad day at the office at all.
Golf's the winner!
Novelties
Beautifully announced by Derek The Orator Longhurst
LD 3-- Phil
NTP 6-- Glenn
LD 11-- Glenn
LP 18-- Vickie
And the Golden Hole did actually go off,,,, but due to late arrival, and missing out on putting his money into the pot,,, a very magnanimous Don Honest Beesley refused to take the winnings!
No pictures please!
Well to be honest it wasn't really worth winning at about $30, but Donzel didn't know that at the time!!!
Fines of the Week
As per usual there was plenty to work with but below are a few off my favourites:-
Paul & Gordo-- "f**k,,, f**k,,, f**k,,, a**e,,, w****r,,,f**king game!
Monika-- acting as a true diplomatic after hearing the above for the first 9 holes and commenting:-
"Yes Gordon, you did start a bit slowly today didn't you?"
Phil-- losing his Iphone and sending/asking Monika to search for it
Gordo-- after accidentally spilling his water bottle on Monika, announcing:-
"Well golf is a wet t-shirt competition after all!"
Vickie-- it wouldn't really be a fine without a contribution from Vickie,,, and this was a blinder!
After been told to:-
"Go home and sleep with The Captain"
she replied with the classic line:-
"But what about Stan????"
Stan-- just ask him about The Giggle-Putt whilst sledging Vickie!
I'm sure there were many more,,,, i hope you enjoyed them.
Next week
From the far distant climes of Vietnam,,,,,, the VC choice from the Vietcong
Is STABLEFORD,,, woo hoo,,,
Random Pics from the Days Play
DON'T FORGET THE AGM ON MARCH 19TH.
Please get any discussion topics to Shelley as soon as possible.
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