Stableford Competition

Sponsored by yours truly with a bit of help from Bosch.


Unfortunately due to a small technical issue with my Iphone, all my pictures have disappeared so the blog will be a little light i'm afraid!!!
Which is a real shame especially as i was the sponsor and had some absolute pearlers hehehe.

So apart from that, what a glorious day it was and the expectations after Gordo's brilliant score last week were high.
Though he did take it to extremes and was accused of excessive gloating.

There was a big WELCOME BACK to Don, it was great to see ya mate, and let's hope we see more of ya over the next few weeks!

And more holiday returns to the Scarff's and Longhurst's after their sojourn to Bali.....

We also had the pleasure of Patches friend Stan who joined us for the first time. He was lucky to be paired with myself, Earle and Rob and we had a ball!
That was until i worked out he was a damned Rule Nazi, as he mentioned about my putter being an "illegal weapon" since the shaft is bent!

All i could say was "Bugger!",,,, and take the disqualification!


Birthdays

Many happy returns to Charmaine and Tony Lee.

Rugby World Cup Update
All i can say for this weeks commentary for the RWC 2015 is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "Bloody Welsh!".

Roll on next weekend for the big clash Eng v Aussie


AFL Update
Now no gloating here West Coast Fans as the Mighty Dockers were humbled by the better team on the day!
At least there is going to be a WA team in the finals though with an emphatic victory by the Eagles.

I just hope the fans can afford the price of the return flights to Victoria,,,, rumours are it's cheaper to fly back to London!!!!
Shocking hang your head in shame airlines!


The Results
Thanks to Stan mentioning about my bent tool, i was DQ'd!!!!
Hehehee nice one Stan!

Paul	Gardner	DQ
Vickie	Scarff	26
Travis	Barnes	27
Stan	(Guest)	30
Don	Beesley	30
Gary	Burgess	31
Fran	Longhurst	31
Lynne	Malone	32
Earle	Scarff	33
Malcolm	Yeo	34
Gim	Ong	34
Brett	Fordham	35
Derek	Longhurst	36
Rob	Gray	37
Shelley	Yeo	38
Greg	Bennett	38
Kerry	Gardner	40
Peter	Baird	42
Gordon	Neilsen	44
Bernie	Caffrey	45

A fantastic effort Bernie WELL DONE on a fabulous score,,, and to Gordo for following up on last week! 

Apologies for no photo Bernie, but i hope you enjoy the prize.

Novelties

NTP 2	Gim
NTP 8	Peter
NTP 15	Earle
LD 17	Gordo

Golden Hole
Again it would appear nobody got close, so the pot continues to grow!
Woo hoo.


Caption Comp

the contenders were:-

Derek- "Who says golf and sex doesn't mix?"

Lynne- "I'll be there soon, I'm just cleaning my clubs"

Brett- "Sexbomb, Sexbomb I'm a Sexbomb"


But the winner, as voted by you lot was

Me- "Just like Jason Day my putter is HOT, HOT, HOT,,,, come on you gorgeous thing!"



Ok, let's see what you can think up with for this one (unfortunately one of the few pics i've got).

Quote of the Week
There were many fine options for this award this week, not all of which i can remember but please see a small selection below:-

Travis--- "I was steering that putt in with my penis!"

Fran about Travis' penis--- "Sometimes it was quite wobbly"

Earle about Travis' hat--- "That's the worst hat in the world ever!"

Kerry about my prize--- "I wouldn't want to win your prize Paul, you can stick it up your a#se!"


Fine of the Week
This one has to go to Malcolm for his international quality rally driving, extreme hooning and doughnuts in the golf cart.
Top work dude!

Country Cup
For those that are coming to Rockingham if you could please get your food options to Gary by Wednesday.
Many thanks.


Next Week
As it's the Country Cup there's no official game on Saturday, but the following week is another round of the Club Championship,,, so let's try and see if we can follow up with Gordo's exhibition golf!  

Random Pics

Who knew The Coach could play left handed! What a talent,,,,,