SOS Golf: Club Championship round 6

Sponsored by Gim.

What a difference a week makes eh? From the cold and blustery conditions of last week to the warm beauty of a spring day.

Spring has indeed Sprung!

However there did seem to be some pre-match nerves, as various people were suffering some issues.

My lovely wife had some "Toilet Issues" as after running towards the ladies, she sauntered back with a slightly strained look on her face whilst hopping from foot to foot complaining that her new purchase, a Salvos Belt, had jammed.

After much frivolity, the lovely Lynne was able to help.

Personally I just think it was an excuse to go to the pros to try and get them to help get her pants off! Hehhehehe

And Gary was suffering from a week of "not really knowing what the heck was going on with the bookings!"

The confusion was clearly taking it's toll as you can see from the picture opposite,,,,

Rugby World Cup Update

Well, well, well what can I say here apart from:-

Kon'nichiwa

who'd have suspected that the first Major Team to lose would be the Saffers?

But the Kiwis were far from impressive also with Mr Untouchable, Richie McCaw receiving a yellow card.

Some big games to follow this week, so let's see what happens before anybody starts to gloat too much.

The Results

Lynne	Malone	81
Gim	Ong	79
Gary	Burgess	78
Stephanie	Jeffares	78
Graeme	Powell	77
Kerry	Gardner	76
Rob	Gray	74
Paul	Gardner	74
Charmaine	Stanger	74
Shelley	Yeo	71
Greg	Bennett	71
Brett	Fordham	68
Steve	Desantis	68

Peter	Baird	67

Bernie	Caffrey	67

Gordon	Neilsen	57

A massive congratulations to Gordo for an awesome round, we'll have to check the records but possibly the best ever Nett round!!

The winner by an extreme margin

Woo hoo well done mate, you did threaten it during the week, and lets see what the RGX can do for ya now!!!

Novelties

NTP 2	Brett
NTP 6	Shelley
NTP 13	Gim
LD 17	Brett

Well done people,,,,, Brett your balls are still in the bag waiting for you to collect them next week.

Golden Hole

No winner again this weekend, so the pot continues to grow.

I think its at a massive $50, so I reckon we continue to deliberately keep missing and let it increase.

Caption Competition

Last week's winner, as voted for by a selection of the SOS Committee and truly unbiased was,,,,,, drum roll please,,,,,

Me!!!

Heheheeheheee

"Dry your eyes Earle, you know you're going to lose the money to Paul again!"

This weeks picture for your perusal is:-

Let your imaginations run riot and see what you come up with.

I look forward to reading your replies either at the bottom of the blog or via email!

Quote of the Week

There were three notable quotes of the day,,,,,

1) I can't remember the actual context but the first one is from Brett:-

"You as an amateur just haven't got a clue!"

2) from Lynne complaining about Brett and my consistent chatter:-

"Blimey, it's like playing with a bunch of women! Can you please shut up the girlie chatter!"

3) This one is more of a written quote and comes from my lovely wife after one of Brett's drives narrowly missed both her a Peter.
Admittedly it was a 3 hybrid and he was trying to lay up, as we both discussed that we were unable to reach with our drivers.

Kerry's natural reaction was to write the following:-

I'm sorry, i was trying to lay up, just ask Gardi

Next Week

Unfortunately with holidays and injuries the numbers have been down a little bit, so please whenever possible try to make yourself available otherwise we may lose some of our slots!!!

The game is Stableford and I'm the sponsor.

Birthdays

Many happy returns for Rob and Toni for the upcoming week

Random Pics

Unfortunately the marquee still hasn't been fully constructed, so the post match meeting place is once again The Boulevard, which I do have to say is really growing on me as a venue,,,,,,

Firm Construction it certainly isn't,,,,

Apart from the Kerry Belt Issues this morning we also had Peter acting as though he was hosting a demolition derby as he rammed my buggy with his before the start of play,,,,,