Saturday, November 11, 2017



Diggers Trophy

Par
Tuart Old Course:  11 November 2017

Lest we forget.  Diggers Trophy is held as near as possible to Remembrance Day as the SOS Golf Group join in the memorial to remember the members of the armed forces who have died in the line of duty.  Players are fined heavily during November with all fines being donated to a cause associated with those members of the armed forces.

Who turned 70 on the 6th Nov?




Happy Belated Birthday Wishes to Peter Baird


Dunce of the Day! Hopefully not to become a regular event!  Contenders are as follows.  No voting please as Vickie’s self esteem will hit rock bottom if she is chosen!


 

Vickie:  Still in holiday mode and forgot to check the competition being played when she prepared the labels for the cards.  Luckily this error was discovered  before the commencement of play!  Also, failed to see Peter’s birthday when checking birthdays!

Wembley:  Changing the course from the Tuart to the Old and making Vickie’s labels and cards irrelevant and causing lots of angst as we tried to update players daily handicaps for the Old Course.

Its Par Bisque, isn't it?

"I told you we should have tried Par Plus!" Both players having totally lost the plot then DQ’d themselves


Don Beesley:  Rumour had it that Don couldn’t understand any variation of the Par Game.

Charmaine Stanger:  Handed in a card with only +, - or o.  No numbers for the hole where a + or 0 was scored!

Guinness Book of Records?


Gary’s prowess at Golf despite his many operations and medical problems must surely earn him an entry in the Guinness Book of Records!  See the new No 1 haircut ready for possible brain surgery in approx 2 weeks!
More top fashion at Wembley!!!


Glen’s new lairy pants.  Rumour has it that Earle has bought a pair as well!


Stand-off between Glen & Earle for the lairiest and loudest!


Wembley Cart Rules
Careening about the golfclub concourse at 3mph and then scared out of my seat by the golf cart going BEEP BEEP BEEP too fast!  Then much difficulty experienced by all golf cart players trying to comply with the minimum 5 metres from green and bunker when the only pathway is 2-3 metres! 

This manoeuvre is definitely banned!


Diggers Trophy Results

1st      Glen Pope  +4


Sponsor, Colin Kerr, presenting prize to Glen


2nd     Gordon Neilsen +3 (on countback)Gordon to collect 2 balls



3rd     Charmaine Stanger  +3 (on countback)- Charmaine to collect 1 ball
4th        Eric Hendy  +3 (on countback)
5th        Ron Conway  +3 (on countback)
6th        Gary Burgess +3 (on countback)
Earle Scarff +2
Frances Longhurst +1
Stephanie Jeffares +1
Colin Kerr 0
Shelley Yeo 0
Greg Bennett -2
Peter Baird -2
Keith Barrow -2
Lynne Malone -3
Richard Osborne -3
Stan Tan -3
Brenda Jones
Graeme Powell -5
Roland Stanger -7
 
Lollies:  Passed on by Vickie ( – 8) to the DQ boy, Richard Yeo
Guests’ Results



2nd game for proposed new member, John Messenger –stableford score of 32


Janise– 2    Guest of doting son, Gordon
 
 
Trish -10 and Mal -1 – Guests of the Stangers



The Novelty Chronicles

NTP 2nd hole:  Stephanie Jeffares



NTP 9th hole:  Keith Barrow



NTP in 3 – 15th hole:  Colin Kerr



Annual Dinner

Shelley is now collecting money for Annual Dinner.  Theme is something sparkly!!!  Now where did I put my tiara!




Gordon ready for another adventure with the trees!


Earle after his Murray River Golf School trip


That’s not Ross’s Mustang is it?


Frances is looking very demure now after challenging Greg to have a joint photo with their tongues sticking out.


Finally worked out how to keep Charmaine & Roland under control – put them behind bars!


NEXT WEEK:  Definitely on the Old Course!  Ambrose 4s:  Sponsor Paul Gardner.  Note to Paul:  Bring in SOS Cup for Earle!






























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