SOS Golf: Stableford Competition on the Old Course

Beautifully sponsored by ze German, Roland.

T'was indeed a windy day at Wembley today and everybody assumed the scoring was NOT going to be high, but more about that later when the results are published.

Work on the clubhouse is starting to take shape, and there was much building going on.
Let's hope the final results will be as good as promised,,,, and the price of beer doesn't go up!

The usual reprobates were at the range trying to get some last minute tweaks ironed out, as the wind blew.

Since it was Ze Germans sponsorship round, we saw the overdue return of baby daddy Ulrich and the lovely Danny who acted as chauffeur, caddy, ball spotter (Ully was a tad wayward, due to trying to swing himself off his feet with every shot!), and coach,,,, though i have to say i don't think he was listening to your advice.

Other people who shall remain nameless, Tom, were feeling the effects of an evening with AC-DC!

Anyway onwards, upwards, forwards and sideways as we sauntered (and that's just Ulrich,, sorry pal) down to the golf.

Results
The results will have to wait as my secretary Vicki has yet to send me the scores, and i'm out tomorrow night (what a life we lead eh?) and didn't want to wait until Thursday to get the blog out.

What i can say was that the flies were bloody sticky and annoying and ruined my putting!
Look that's my excuse and i'm sticking with it. Hehehee

Fun fact- did you know that flies actually learn their behaviour?

But considering the conditions there were some fantastic scores, with the prize being taken out by Richard "Gold Medal Winner" Osborne with an awesome score of 42 points!!!!!!

Absolute quality mate,,,

The rest will follow, i promise!

Oh yes and i nearly forgot,,,,, Ulrich came gloriously last won the lollies and read the fines with aplomb.

Novelties
NTP1 - Paul
NTP6 - Lynne "in da hole" Malone
NTP10- Phil McKeague
LD15 - Shelley

Golden Hole
Blimey Char, give someone else a go! Heheehe
Well done m'dear for claiming another massive $24 with a 'cracking' shot to 12" to the pin.

Well done and we assume the birdie was made????

Quotes of the Week
Gordon to Phil on the 1st after taking a while to tee off-- "Hey Phil, you better tee it up higher,,,,,,,,,,, you've taken so long the grass is growing!"

After blasting the ball to all parts Ulrich got his first par and was heard to utter-- "So that's what they mean by Course Management! Ya mate asit!"

Ulrich's baby mumma Danny on the 13th-- "come on boys, anybody want their balls cleaned?"

Fines of the Week
Danny when asked to open Earle's sun cream,,, blurting it all over the cart and making a real mess,,,, please note this was well before the ball cleaning incident (above).

I didn't have a pic of the "event", and i liked this picture so i thought i'd use it instead.

But the winner by an absolute stretch is:-

Graeme and Avril who, as they weren't even playing, beeped me just as i was playing my approach to the par5, fourth!
With a massive show of control i managed to stop on the down swing,,,, it was bloody good timing!!!!!!

Next Week
Is that fun packed game of Ambrose Fours, a brilliant team game where you can just whack away!

Christmas Cheer
Plus a date for your diary, 19th December for the 2015 Christmas Cheer, which this year will be hosted by Malcolm & Shelley.
More details will follow.

For all those that attend please bring along a Secret Santa gift (that you would like to receive) to the value of $20.
If anybody needs any hints, the metal garden birds (from big retail stores) and the $2.50 bottles of wine (from Dan Murphy's) went down incredibly well at Christmas in July.

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