EASTER CUP

Well, that was weird. An absolutely beautiful day, with barely a breath of wind, and some of the worst scores ever. 

Does anyone have a realistic explanation for what happened there? I'm almost embarrassed to put our scores in the West Australian this week. 

Fancy limping into the bar after scoring a woeful 29 and discovering you've come third. 

Or, even worse, a very mediocre 31 and going home with the silverware. 

Ah well, it's a funny game. 

Shelley is approaching an important birthday, and has been casting her eye over possible presents.

MALCOLM: Tell her she's dreaming

We had our very own Easter bunny.

Today, the ball's going down the hole, not the rabbit

And ultimately, a deserving winner of the Easter Cup (albeit on countback from Bernie). 

It's not about how many, but how many more than everyone else

Next week, we host the WA Blind Golfers Association for our annual fixture, the Fellowship Trophy - which is currently held by SOS after a determined effort last year. 

At the moment, we're expecting nine competitors from WABGA. 

And afterwards, it's off to Perry Lakes for an SOS barbecue. Stephanie assures us she is going to invest in some quality sausages. Watch out for this bloke:

I've been chasing this bunny all afternoon

Today's novelties

	NOVELTY	HOLE	CONTENDERS	WINNER
	LD	2	Lynne	Frances
	NTP in 3	8	John, Peter	Shelley
	NTP in 2	12	Gary, John, Max, Peter	Stephanie
	NTP	18	John	Gary
	GOLDEN HOLE		NO WINNER

And the overall scores

	PLAYER	SCORE
	Glen	31
	Bernie	31
	Brett	29
	John	29
	Lynne	29
	Stephanie	29
	Jeanie	29
	Frances	29
	Derek	29
	Gary	28
	Richard O	26
	Earle	26
	Dave	26
	Greg	26
	Richard Y	25
	Peter	24
	Max	24
	Shelley	23
	Jack	22
	Gim	21

Worried about clocking a fine for assaulting the wildlife? Here's a cautionary tale:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6938667/Rabid-bobcat-attacks-golfer-Connecticut-course.html

 Next week, Stableford, while hosting the WABGA. Get your cards in the normal way from the pro shop.