Sunday, April 12, 2026

FINALLY THE PERRY LAKES CUP

 


Finally after TC Narelle caused the cancellation of the Perry Lakes Cup originally scheduled for 28 March play got under way this Saturday.  A strong field of 24 players teed up on the first of The Old Course to contest for the cup, which is a very recent addition to the Club's calendar having been introduced in 2014. The field for Saturdays round included 7 past champions, Garry Burgess, Paul Gardner, Glen Pope, Peter Baird, Barry Treak, Andrea Williams and the defending champion Paul Cooper.

Following are some of the pre game photo

(Courtesy Peter Baird)
The Motely Crew

(Courtesy Peter Baird)
A first, Andrea attempting to steal Coops toasty despite the fact that he's taken a bite out of it. Good luck with that one.

(Courtesy Derek Longhurst)
Coops still with his sandwich, although half devoured at this stage.

(Courtesy Derek Longhurst)
Our new vice captain with Dave in the background  (thanks for stepping up and saving my bacon).

(Courtesy Peter Baird)
A couple of old foxes, as confident as ever.

(Courtesy Derek Longhurst)
A far more relaxed past captain who can now simply focus on the golf.

(Courtesy Peter Baird)
Motley Crew 2

(Courtesy Derek Longhurst)
Can you believe it, Stephanie recently celebrated another birthday but doesn't seem to age!

Conditions could not have been better on the day, temperature perfect and wind manageable. This said there was an outrageous number of spots of boover with our new captain (who I am also indebted to for saving my bacon) getting off to an ominous start where he failed to reach the ladies tee. Lets face it The Old is a tough course.

(Courtesy Peter Baird)
Lynley, in the background didn't seem to notice Roland's predicament.

(Courtesy Paul Boquest)
Garry had a bit of jungle to negotiate on the 4th and managed to walk off the green 
with a bogey.

(Courtesy Paul Boquest)

(Courtesy Paul Boquest)
Mark Smith with an impossible play on the 11th following a wayward drive. To his credit he walked off the green with minimal damage and a bogey 6 on his card.

(Courtesy Peter Baird)
Keith snookered on the 15th

(Courtesy Lynley Hunter)
Lynne's ball on the 3rd.

(Courtesy Paul Linley Hunter)
Taking a drop but still managing a smile. Sensibly not attempting to play though the V truck. Sadly it was a pick up though.


(Courtesy Paul Faye Millar)
Faye on the 11th. Like Lynne on the 3rd it was a pick up for Faye.

(Courtesy Keith Barrow)
Peter looking proud of himself and rightly so because he reached the green in regulation on the par 5 17th for the first time since 2005, according to Keith. He missed the birdie but walked off with a par.

(Courtesy Keith Barrow)
How cruel is golf, on the very next hole the dreaded blue tree got in the way of Peters second and third shots with his 3rd ending up just ahead of the massive fairway bunker on the left side of the fairway. Unbelievably Peter walked off the 18th green with a 9!!!!, but avoided the dreaded 10.


So, to the results. Despite the passive conditions there was only one player that bettered their handicap and there were far too many players that scored in the twenties.


THE WINNERS

In first place and with a big gap to second and third and a great score of 83 off the stick - Andrea
In second place on countback from Popey, Gardy, Earle and Roland, all on 35 points - Shelly
In third place and off a tough handicap of 7 - Popey

Great day out for the ladies.

(Courtesy Derek Longhurst)
Initially I though this was an expert bit of photobombing by Popey and then realised he finished in 3rd place.

(Courtesy Derek Longhurst)
The winner for the second time with a firm grip on the trophy.

THE LOLLIES

Bad luck Faye. Probably one of those days you would rather forget, but a least you took something home.

THE NOVELTIES

Second Golden Hole # 2 - Garry
Ladies longest drive #3 - Lynley then Faye
Longest putt on # 9 - Paul B, followed by Lynne
Closest to the hole in 3 #12 - Garry
Golden Hole No 1 # 16 - Club
Men's longest drive #17 - Garry

BIRDIES

#17 - Barry
#13 - Gardy
#17 & # 11 - Popey
#15 - Dave Millar

A new fine sheet was introduced as well.

Next Saturday it Ladies Day on "The Old" with a late tee off time of 9.16 - good luck finding a parking space. Coops is the current holder of "The Mugs Cup".

You may have noticed that there seem to be less pesky crows on the course breaking into you golf bag or cart looking for food, and there's a reason for the.


They seem to prefer a pint these days. I think the crowbar is located somewhere near the outdoor area at 300 Acres and within easy access of any unwanted chip or food left behind.

Below is a link that Gardy sent me illustrating the danger of playing out of heavily wooded areas, as we have at Wembley. Sometimes that window you think you can get through is smaller than you think. Hopefully the link will work.


 

Monday, April 6, 2026

SOS 2026 Easter Cup

The 2026 SOS Opening Day commenced with a group photo and newly re-elected President, Gerry Tessier, firing the first ball down the Tuart's first fairway.  It was a stableford competition with the Easter Cup as the prize.


The conditions were perfect! It started warm, around 27°, and then scattered cloud cover cooled it down a bit!

And, the best dressed award goes to ~  ~  ~ Lynley & Lynne !

Slip, slop, slap !




Gary, Dave & Andrea


Gary in his chariot & Dave

Peter re-purposed his X-mas reindeer antlers
 to create creditable rabbit ears!
Shelley perched an Easter Bunny on her hat!

In a masterful display of distance control, Derek's 2nd shot on the par 4 hole 7
pulled up just short of the bunker. A 'chip and a putt putt' yeilded 3 points! 



Roland's tee shot on the 18th landed just past the pin
 and spun back 2 metres in line with the hole!
It must have been very close to a 'hole in 1'.



President's Address

Another group had commondeered the SOS indoor tables, so the post game meeting was held outdoors - and very pleasant it was!

As Easter Eggs were distributed to all in attendance, Gerry congratulated those with recent birthdays, including Lynley and Kerry on March 21 and 30 respectively, as well as Don and Colin on April 3rd and Paul B.

Gerry thanked all of those who attended the SOS 2026 Annual General Meeting held at Perry Lakes on 21 March, with special thanks to Frances, Birgit, Shelley and Keith for organising the food and drinks.

The President confirmed that, at the AGM, Shelley Yeo was awarded the title of Honorary Member for her significant contributions to SOS over many years. Congratulations Shelley.

Gerry confirmed that the fixture on 28 March was offficially cancelled due to the impending cyclonic conditions and Shelley and Roland did an excellent job in having the Pro Shop refund our money! There are now many in credit - see Shelley's list circulated in the last few days.

The AGM approved the appointment of the following committee nominees:

President                            :       Gerry Tessier [R]
Captain                              :        Roland Petrie
Vice Captain                      :        Paul Gardner
Communications Officer    :        Derek Longhurst [R]
Treasurer                           :       Peter Baird [R]
Bookings Officer                :      Shelley Yeo [R]

['R' : re-elected]

The essential duties of the entertainment committee was entrusted to Frances, assisted by Birgit and Keith.

Outgoing Captain, Andrea Williams, was praised by Gerry for providing 2 years of strong leadership in the position.

Gerry mentioned that today's guest, Tom Munson, is a potential new member.


President Gerry Tessier addresses members

Results

There was 19 points separating first from last!

Congratulations to Gary Burgess who claimed the Easter Cup for 2026 with a very respectable score of 40 points!

Paul Cooper claimed 2nd place, 3 points back, with 37 points.

Andrea Williams was 3rd with 35 points.

Greg Bennett admitted to a woeful round and managed to win the bag of lollies with 21 points.


Gary Burgess accepts the Easter Cup
 from SOS Captain Roland Petrie.

Eagles & Birdies

No Eagles !

Birdies scored by:

    -    Gary on 1st, 2nd & 11th

    -    Coops on 5th & 17th

    -    Roland on 18th

Gary Burgess off to the DP World Tour

On 24 April Gary will be travelling to Scotland to play in the Ping Scottish Open at St Andrews. After tackling the skittish links course on the Scottish east coast, Gary travels to London to play in the London Invitational Disabilities Open at the London Golf Club. Finally, its off to Wales for the DP World Tour G4D Open at the Celtic Manor course.

Gary's budget for this mission has been adversely impacted by the gulf war and he would be very grateful for any donations, including Wembley gift cards, to buy balls, gloves, caps etc.



Novelties

Paul Gardner, newly elected Vice-Captain, announced the results of the Easter novelty holes:


Nearest to the Presidents coloured ball on the 1st fairway: Lynne then Peter, but won by Frances.

Golden Hole on hole 3 :  worth $150 but not won since 18 October 2025 !

Ladies longest drive on hole 7 :  Lynne

NTP on hole 18 :  Roland

Mens longest drive on hole 10 :  Gary

Golden Hole on hole 18 : pot was only $21 but Roland's near hole in one won the day!


Ash Tray Collection

Greg led the appeal for donations to the SOS Ash Tray fund, ably assisted by Boris and Shelley.
A total of $35.45 (and 10 euro cents) was raised for uncouth behaviour on the course, hitting trees, multiple strokes in a bunker and many other misdeeds!

Boris collects as Greg reads out the list of fines.


Shellley collects from the other side of the tables.

Raffle

Congratulations to whoever it was that won the raffle fist prize, a $10 Wembley gift card!

After the completion of the raffle draws, the remaining easter eggs were raffled off, much to the delight of those that won an extra egg or two!

Next Weeks Game

The competition is a Ambrose Paired teams.
This is a  stroke game on the Old Course commencing at 8.44 am.

Why do we continue to do this?
💨



Saturday, March 28, 2026

PERRY LAKES CUP (not)

Is golf in the rain worth it?


The advice is that playing in the wind and rain is a challenge to any golfer, and it's unlikely you'll break any personal bests on a bad day. If you're struggling, it's likely anyone else braving the course is too. So, enjoy the challenge and keep a positive attitude, and you can have a good day even on a bad one!

March 28th was scheduled for the Perry Lakes Cup and our Opening Day, but was scratched when the BOM predicted that Cyclone Narelle would be tearing through the metropolitan area.

Goochy tees off on opening day, 2023

Only six golfers had put their names down to play.

Given that 63mm of rain had been dumped on the city in the preceding 24 hrs, it wasn’t a bad call, except that the weather gods had other ideas. Saturday dawned overcast, but not threateningly so, and as Shelley and Roland entered the pro shop to negotiate the return of green fees for the cancellled game, the Stirling Club were just warming up on the first tee.

They had a decent day of golf, with just the odd sprinkle.

Another time, another place

The moral? Well, there isn’t one really, except that sometimes you can get it wrong.

When Santa played at SOS

The Perry Lakes Cup will be rescheduled soon. This trophy was donated some years ago by ex-member Lorenzo, nicknamed “The Italian Stallion” by the girls, and "The Roman Bogan” by the boys. Lorenzo eventually went on to build a par 3 course in his own garden in Italy - that's the sort of commitment we used to get from SOS members. 

Back in the old days

 Interestingly, a 2008 Swedish study that showed golfers have significantly lower mortality rates than do people in the general population. Lower mortality rates mean there is a lesser probability of dying in a given year. The study covered 666,750 persons who belonged to the Swedish Golf Federation and were born after 1920.

In fact playing golf can extend your life, with studies suggesting golfers live an average of five years longer than non-golfers, representing a 40% lower mortality rate. This longevity boost is attributed to moderate-intensity aerobic activity, mental stimulation, and social interaction, regardless of age, gender, or socioeconomic status.

An 18-hole course is a serious stroll, so those who walk get the most benefit. An October, 2016 study from a University of Edinburgh team, published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine, found that you might walk four to eight miles–or between 11,000 and nearly 17,000 steps during a game.

That’s better than the 10,000-step goal you’ll see as standard on a Fitbit. If you’re already fit, golf won’t count as an aerobic exercise. But if you’ve been spending too much time on the couch, golf is a good way to start moving. You’ll be walking up and down hills, and on sand or pebbly uneven surfaces that will challenge your balance.

However, studies have also shown that playing tennis regularly can add nearly 10 years to one's life, surpassing other sports and activities in terms of health benefits, including badminton, soccer, cycling, swimming, and jogging.

The girls crush it at Mandurah, 2017 

So, no novelties for today, nor birdies, nor trophy presentations. According to Google, a day without golf is often viewed by enthusiasts as a wasted opportunity or a forced break from a beloved, albeit frustrating, "jealous mistress". It can lead to rusty skills, as even a few days off can ruin consistency, yet it provides a necessary break from the mental strain of chasing a better score.

Mental strain? Pick up a couple of favourite clubs and head off to the driving range - you’ll soon feel better.



Next week, it’s the Easter Cup at 8:36, Stableford on the Tuart (weather permitting!)

But take care:-