Sunday, August 2, 2026

Club Championships Round # 5

The Championship competition is going on and voila, here we are: 

5th round of our Championship...Stroke Play... Old Course.... get your game together to get your name on the trophy. 

Who was last year's winner?? Let me know!



WAITING TO TEE OFF


Shelley had to shuffle around a couple of tee times and as Lynley was left short of her playing mate Lynne, she came up with a different set up.:

Meet Ms Lynley Hunter, aka HDL (Harley-Davidson-Lynley)




Who else is around?

Derek is capturing his wife Frances after a lengthy
holiday apart.


Andrea showing Karl how "miScore" works..
or why the serious faces??

The bloke on the left was graciously allowed 
to join the first tee team. SOS member worthy??
Apologies Derek, for "cutting" off your left foot!

Shelley is over her jet-lag and ready
to hit the balls.
Yet another cut off foot! 😕

Stretching.....

and more stretching.....

Demonstrating girl power
can go hand in hand...

...with losing (remote) control of a buggy...



DURING THE GAME


There was not much photo evidence of any golf playing....except group #4:


 Gim managed to chip her ball
onto the green, only to put (!) it into 
the bunker, not taking out her sandwedge
she used the putter to get
the ball out close to the pin and putted in
for "5". 
Does that count as a 3-put??


Blokes on the wait...
Karl's "driver" too, it's checking in on what's 
going on the green.




THE GOLDEN HOLE 
Yess, Karl cracked it!


Birdieeeeee?

Par!





HOLE # 19 and the results of the day:



BIRDIES

#13        Dave Millar
#16        Gardy 
# 4         Goochy



NOVELTIES


Golden Hole #2 (aka silver one)        not claimed
NPin 2  # 5                                         Gardy, beaten by no-one
LD women # 11                                 Lynley, beaten by Andrea
LD men # 11                                      Gary, beaten by Gardy
NP #13                                               Gardy, beaten by Dave
Golden Hole # 16                              Karlos



Who won??












The Podium Gardy & DaveM
(minus Bernie & Gary)


What else to report?






Gim supported...







... Lynley to collect ....




... the fines.



NEXT WEEK


We are going to witness the much-awaited  MATCHPLAY semi-finals on "THE OLD"




Shelley vs Keith
Gary vs Colin
The $ 1,500  raised from the auction will be divided:
$ 900 for the auction- winner
$ 375 for 2nd auction-winner
$ 225 for 3rd auction-winner


While this is a Matchplay we hope to have lots of members join us for a Stableford competition.




"La Bloggeuse" should have been
on that selfie!😅










Saturday, July 25, 2026

MATCH PLAY QUARTER FINALS & STABLEFORD

 A strong field of 20 players arrived on course ahead of their tee times to contest the main event the day the  Match Play Quarter Final and for the others a Stableford  competition. They were greeted by a beautiful winters day that only the greatest place on the planet con produce. Clear skies, a coolish temperature, and a gentle chilly breeze with morning dew on greens was the state of play for the first 3 holes.  As the sun shone through and the greens dried and you couldn't ask for better gold conditions.


Dave W was sporting his usual attire of shorts but made some concession for the chilly start with a beany


The Match Play Quarter Final Pairings
(L-R Garry & Earle, Shelly & Peter, Gardy & Colin, Tom & Keith)


Gardy & Colin adopting a combative pose prior to their match


The Cartmen, Karl & Dave M


Pre match huddle

SPOTS OF BOVVER

Surprisingly, given the modest scores returned, there weren't too any spots of bovver, although it's possible some players didn't want to admit to them. Peter owned up to a tricky ball position on the 7th that fortunately for him was in a garden bed so he could take a free drop.


There was one exceptional spot of bovver, and a first for the SOS Group, and that was Tom and his missing golf clubs. Earlier in the week he had attended a golf clinic at Melville Glades GC, it wasn't until he turned up for Saturday's round and looked in his car to find no golf clubs. A moment of panic set in as he thought they had been stolen and in the circumstance had to hire a set for the days play. As the round progressed he realised that he had probably left them at Melville Glades and made a call to check, and to his relief they were there which meant that he had to leave soon after the presentations to collect them.

Coops featured in the next spot of bovver when he did his best to annihilate all competitors!
He hit Keiths cart, causing him to run for my life, then missing his cart partner Gerry by 30cm ... Gerry knew nothing of it ... didn't even hear the whoosh as it flew past ... he then almost caught Keith for the second time an Tom advised to stay well behind.  This is what happens when a a bacon and egg addict doesn't get his usual early morning fix!!

THE RESULTS

"THE MAIN EVENT - MATCH PLAY"

Gary v Earle - Garry 5/4
Colin v Gardy - Colin 1 up
Keith v Tom - Keith 4/3 (Tom somewhat disadvantaged by not being able to play with his usual clubs)
Peter v Shelly - Shelly 2 up

THE WINNERS (IN CLOUR)


"SEMI FINALS - 8 AUGUST ON THE OLD

Gary v Colin
Shelly v Keith

On Auction Nigh money raised from auctioning players provided a prize pool of $1,500 and once match play has been completed will divided as follows -  $900 to the winner, $375 to second place and $225 to third place.


'THE SUPPORT ACT - STABLEFORD COMP"


THE WINNERS


THE LOLLIES

A very happy Dave W took out the lollies much to the relief of Faye 


THE NOVELTIES

Goochy presented Karl (acting vice captain) with a lovely bouquet of flowers cleverly disguised as the novelties and the results were. 


Golden Hole #3 - Goochy
NTP in One #6 - Garry followed by Maureen
Men's LD # 15 - Gary followed by Goochy
Ladies LD - Shelly
Silver Hole #18 - Gary
Longest Putt # 18 - Coops

BIRDIES

Just one player recorded birdies and that was Paul B on the 5th & 18th

THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE

The lucky first number out was Shelly followed by 
Gerry, Peter, Andrea and Maureen.
It was a sad day for Earle though with his last hope of taking something home being the Wheel of Fortune. Sadly he left with nothin.

PENALTIES

Since I last played SOS some months ago our new vice captain, Gardy,  has come up with some very unique penalties, some of which had to be censored apparently, however they added a new level of enthusiasm to encourage members to part with a few dollars for their indiscretions.   


UPCOMING EVENTS

"THE COUNTRY CUP"

Next week Gardy will announce the course for the County Cup to be held on 27 September.

" THE GALA DINNER AND PRESENTATIONS NIGHT"


We are very grateful again to Glen & Lynsey's generosity in making Lot Six Zero available for our premier event of the year on 28 November. Further details to follow closer to the date.

 
 
'NEXT SATURDAY"

Next Saturday it's the Club Championships Round 5 with a tee off at 9.24 on The Old.


Finally I'll leave with with these. 
Firstly some of you may have seen Barnaby Joyce's interview on the 7.30 Report with Sarah Ferguson that left Barnaby a little flustered when Sarah repeatably asked  him if he supported his leader, Paul Hanson's view on migration. The worse off in the end was Barnaby's faithful dog that came in for a tongue lashing.


Now that the World Cup soccer is over for some it begs the question














Saturday, July 18, 2026

Winter Cup Round 2 @ Tuart

 


plus


= ??? 🤔🤔🤔


21 players registered for round two of our Winter Cup. This included 19 regulars, Kerry joining us for a social game, and Holly,  Andrea's friend, who will hopefully join us as a member soon.

Some of us wondered why so few people registered for a competition that usually attracts a big crowd. Was it the weather?

If so, those missed out on a beautiful day! There were only a few drops of rain—not enough to justify opening an umbrella or putting on a rain jacket.



BEFORE THE GAME


Some are waiting impatiently for the first tee-off

Dave noting down where to pick up the novelty markers



Gerry & Dave M.

We welcome back Faye after 
a couple of months of absence.



DURING THE GAME



Rolie in trouble?

Who's hiding there?

It's Dave W.

2 gentlemen are looking for Kerry's ball.
Taylormade 1...we found 2 of those

some ladies , Andrea?


Bad lie, but she's smiling, she got it out.
Surprise!

Sometimes you prefer the ball to be
IN the bunker than THERE


AFTER THE GAME



Those are some impressive stats:

  • Fastest round of 18 holes:    27:09 minutes ... not sure if it was Stroke or Stableford...
  • The average Perthian says it's "freezing at plus 10 degrees Celsius..
    • Imagine the coldest course: Uumannaq (Greenland) at minus 45.56 degrees Celsius 🥶🥶
    • They call it "World Ice Golf Championship"
  • Hole # 19 in South Africa, 
    • other than the name suggests, no beer or wine is being served, but it's the highest (400 m) and longest (361 m) par 3 in the world, only accessible by helicopter.
  • Highest score on a single hole (PGA Tour): 19 (!) ... I feel better now 😉😉😉

OK, now let's have a look at OUR stats from yesterday:


NOVELTIES:

Golden and Silver hole (3&18)     are still unclaimed
NP hole # 6:                                  Rolie, beaten by Keith
Ladies longest drive # 15:            Andrea, beaten by Lynne
Men longest drive hole # 15         Peter, Boris, Gerry, beaten by Gary
Longest put hole #18:                  Keith, beaten by Coops              


Not many BIRDIES were recorded: 😮😮😮

Gary at the 7th
Lynley at the 15th


Lynley secured first place with a fantastic score of 69, followed by Lynne and Keith.


RESULTS OF THE DAY



Attentive blog readers and participants in yesterday's after-game presentations will have noticed that my score overview differs from the one in the MiScore App.
Gary Burgess notified Captain Rolie later in the afternoon that his correct score was 75, rather than 73. 
Thanks Gary for letting us know. 👍



So, how are the combined scores of rounds 1 and 2?

Did Tom, last week's winner, have another great score? 
Or do we have someone else climbing up the ladder to grab the trophy?

Here are the "top dogs"

And the winner of the 2026 Winter Cup is... 
Lynley, finishing with an impressive score of 146!"
Tom follows closely as the runner-up with a score of 147.
Followed by Lynne with a score of 148.

Well done, Lynley!
Unfortunately, we don't have any photos because the winner couldn't make it (it seems there was a footy game underway), and the trophy wasn't there either.
Intensive blogging research revealed that Colin was last year's winner. 
Over to Rolie!

BUT, we do have a photo of Dave and the lollies:

If you come last, you at least get the lollies;
come second last, there’s no sweet comfort at all



Tom is practicing the "Wheel of fortune",
while Andrea supports the fine collection.



Birthdays?

Yes, next week it'll be Derek, James and Hilly.
Have a great day and hope to see yous soon.



Last photo of the day:

The usual suspects, plus Dave W, who claims
he only stayed to hand over a SOS esky to Boris 😏

Last info of the day:

Next week, we are looking forward to playing the quarter finals. At least eight of us!
The rest of the bunch is hopefully coming to play Stableford. 
The weather forecast is not great, but we all know the Perth weather....there's always enough wind to blow the clouds away.