Sunday, May 12, 2024

Club Championship Round 2

The 2nd round of the SOS Club Championship was held on the Old Course in ideal conditions - mild temperatures, a bit of cloud cover, little to no wind and 24 SOS members and 3 guests - Zac, Carl & Trevor -  took to the fairways and greens in good spirits!

It appears no-one took any pictures of the start and the blogger, who arrived close to start time and was too preoccupied in handing over last week's 💰 $87 Golden Hole prize to Paul Boquest, forgot to take any!

However, several photos were received of players in various types of distress!

It appears Bernie's drive off the 1st tee resulted in her ball becoming snookered for the next shot around the dog's-leg! Peter's ball from the 1st barely made it past the white tees, although it managed to reach a height of over a 100m or so!


While Glen P goes trespassing on the adjacent fairway in search of his ball!!

That is apparently Glen P in the mist!


Putting practice is never wasted!



Trevor found an unplayable lie close to the 10th green

Paul G contributed a picture of the standard of player safety signage at the Carramar Golf Course!



After players holed out on the 18th it was off to the Perry Lakes Sausage Sizzle ('SS') - after having your card scanned in the Pro Shop.
 All remembered to do this except for Peter who was so preoccupied with analysing his 74 net score, he clean forgot to scan his card; which he corrected after the SS.


Why do 90% of my putts pass under the hole?

The Perry Lakes Sausage Sizzle

As Earle Scarff, Keith Barrow and helpers completed the BBQ of snags and chopped onions the lunch got underway accompanied by a large tossed salad and a metre long platter of water melon and rock melon slices!  

Bernie and Keith raise their glasses as Frances tosses the salad in the background!


Plenty of time to savor the drinks before lunch

Billy the Kid watches patiently as Paul B serves himself.




Andrea just checked the results and noticed
 Peter had been delinquent in scanning his card!

SOS Captain Andrea opens the post game meeting by advising there were
 no birthdays to be celebrated by members this week.





Andrea declared the order of business will start with the raffle, followed by the results, with the Ash Tray collection being last!


Novelty Results


The Golden Hole on the 13th, worth 💰 $51, was won by Colin Kerr, playing in the last group! 

NTP on the 6th had a near record 6 claimants - first by Keith followed by Lynley, Puggy, Shelley, Mark W and the winner Popey!

NTP on the 14th was claimed by Lynne M, but outplayed by guest Carl Naake! However, Group 5 found this marker on the 12th green, not the 14th, making their claims inelligible!!  SOS Captain Andrea quickly recified the issue by rushing over to the 14th tee where Group 3 had just teed off and handed them the marker!  Gary, who was a player in Group 3, was the only one to record a NTP in 2 on the 14th!

NTP in 3 on the 17th - only one name - Mark Wilson.

LD Women #3 - Lynne Malone

LD Men #15 - Keith, Garry and the winner Paul Boquest

Raffle

The raffle was experty conducted by none other than Glenn 'Pug Dog' Kelly who called out the lucky numbers in his normal stentorian fashion!

The winner received an IOU for a $20 gift voucher from our sponsor, Lot Six Zero! Regretably, the blogger did not record the winners name, but will update the blog when someone can advise who it was.


Frances wins a raffle prize, being watched enviously by Steph!


Another raffle winner there somewhere?

The Results

Andrea advised that the most honest player, with the lowest score, was Dave Williamson who received the honor of receiving a bag of lollies and the list of fines to call out!




At the other end of the scale, and winner of the days competition is Paul Boquest with a tidy net 71 points.

This was followed by no less than 5 members all on 72 points!

However, on a countback, Gim Ong secured 2nd place and Frances Longhurst 3rd.




Yet another glitch in this week's blog has resulted in only the first 8 places being published! However, Andrea saved the day by providing the missing data:

9      Peter Baird                     [24]        74
10    Gary Burgess                 [ 6]         74
11    Kerry Edwards               [33]        74
12    Earle Scarff                    [17]        75
13    Colin Kerr                      [18]        75
14    Paul Gardner                   [11]       76
15    Carl Naake                     [+1]        76
16    Lynley Hunter                 [13]       76
17    Glenn Kelly                    [11]        77
18    Mark Hill                        [11]        77
19    Keith Barrow                  [10]        78
20    Glen Pope                        [8]         78
21    Stephanie Jeffares           [14]       79
22    Maureen Sundari            [15]        79
23    Bernie Caffrey                [16]        81
24    Roland Petrie                  [17]        82
25    David Williamson           [29]        85



Andrea continues with the results . . can anyone lip read?

Billy the Kid watches closely for falling crumbs
 as today's winner looks on!.

The Ash Tray Collection

Pugdog read out the list of fines while Dave and Andrea colllected the donations.

A total of $36.25 was raised indicating a relatively high number of transgressions. 

Members attempt to recall all their less glorious moments on the course. 

Shelley and several others decried the behaviour of others
 and managed to get a few more coins added to the pile of donations!




Amongst the late fines was the 'broken club head' award!

After a bit of photo editing, we can now see Stephanies' broken club head more clearly!

New shafts came in a range of $100 to $1,000+, excluding a grip! Was the shot worth the damage - or did it snap in a moment of uncontrollable rage?  Who has the story?



Next Week

The 2nd Round of the Matchplay Competition will be held on the Old Course commencing at 9.24am.

There are a total of 3 matchplay qualifying rounds, the last on 15 June, before the 8 quarter finalists are selected to play on 20 July.

So, if you lost in Round 1, now is the perfect time to make a comeback in rounds 2 and 3 !!  Historically, very few first round winners make it a clean sweep, giving you a chance to make the quarterfinals!!




💨    🏆  E&OE

Saturday, May 4, 2024

MATCH PLAY #1 on Tuart

                                    The first MATCH PLAY round of the year 




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND the battle begins the gloves are off. 




                                                            BEFORE THE GAME


Carol: " I love Match Play"
and she was serious 



a warrioress and a relaxed bloke
aka Frances & Gonchy


That's looking better




look at that transformation from a buggy seat
(never being used) to a great storage box
Any questions pls contact Roland who will be 
happy to answer all your questions

Shelley discussing with Andrew's late
addition to the match play
BTW mate, you still owe me
that glass of wine


Keith is getting ready, at least his watch is

                                        THE GROUPS


Andrea, Popey, Keith & Andrew
"The happy looking group"

Gonch, Bernie, Carol & Boris
"The confident looking group"

Peter, Earle, Mark & Dave
"The nervous looking group"

Maureen, Gary, Pugdog & Steph
"The group keeping their distance"


Shelley, Colin, Greg & Paul B.
"The relaxed looking group"

Kerry, Roland, Frances & Birgit
"The last group"


                                    DURING THE GAME


Bernie teeing off at hole 14

Boris & Gonchy still friends

tides are changing, who's winning?

Carol ... up or down?

Frances giving everything to find the ball
she put into the woods on hole #1


I'm sure we had a couple of similar
discussions during the game.
Fellow SOS golfers, pls guess
who sent the joke to the blogger?

view on group 1 on hole #16
Watch the captain closely 

someone lost control of her equipment

no, not Roland.
He picked it up while Frances
got ready for her drive.

OMG,
there are not only golfers around on the Tuart,
but prehistoric animals

Here in full sight


                                    THE MATCH PLAY RESULTS




                                                                    THE BIRDIES




                                                                       THE NOVELTIES


NTP             #2        Puggy only

LD Ladies    # 2        The only Andrea

LD Men        # 2        Paul G aka Gonchy only

NTP               # 6         Keith, but Earle got closer

NTP in 3        # 11        Keith, beaten by Andrea, but Pugdog put it into the hole (sorry Roland)


Oh, let's not forget that the Golden Hole went off

Paul B won $87 on hole #3

A shame his group didn't capture this epic moment ..... 



                                    AFTER THE GAME

Boris and Gonchy still battling .... just for the camera




Mate, you beat me?

no further comment



just a quick snap shot of the group

fines, shouted out by Greg

and duly collected by Dave

whilst Gonchy has enough time for another selfie

The luckiest winner of the day is
FRANCES 
winning the raffle.
We need to arrange another
brekkie event soon



C&VC Andrea & Popey celebrating their square result






                                                        ANY OTHER BUSINESS

(no birthdays)


Guess who got married in secret:

Gemma and Andrew!! Congratulations from all club members and all the best.



NEXT WEEK (11.05.2024) we are going to play the second round of our Club Championship 

This is followed by a sausage sizzle at Perry Lake. So as usual please head to PL right 

after your game. We won't assemble in the Wembley Clubhouse.


2 blond moments in one!

Birgit to Frances after checking her hat: "Oh! I think you lost your ball marker" 

Frances: removing her hat: "Oh no, it was my favorite"

both advancing to the green:

Frances: "Oh, I didn't lose it, it's one the green I marked my ball with it"

That was at green 15 and we were both looking forward to hole #19





THE END