ok, ok, for those reeeeeally keen to read the weekly bulletin, please go ahead. At least it's Kerry and not Glen or Gary, for a change.
Tuart Course, Wembley Golf Complex, 7 September 2013.
Spring Cup (because it's spring now)
Prize sponsor: Paul Cooper
Nice weather today, just perfect for a refreshing day in the fairways of Wembley. My game started pretty well, with 2 pars in the first 2 holes. But at the number 5 there were already signs that something was not going right. At first, a few of us queuing at the starter had the privilege to see Ian training for the olympic 100m, hurrying back to the starter to play a new ball. Soon after our sandwich super-hero, the guy whizzing with the electric cart in opposite direction of play, with a fine selection of your least favorite snacks, took a harsh bump and got the money box smashing on the ground, scattering coins all over the starter. Although I had my offer to help turned down, I still managed to find a 10c coin afterwards. And that's where my luck ended.
At hole #7 scored had a triple bogey; at #11 horror strikes: don't know quite what happened, but I mis-hit my driver and had my ball resting unplayable. Even worse, on #13 scored a record-breaking 10, losing a ball and visiting all hidden corners of the hole. (Later in the day I learnt that someone else actually scored 11 on that same hole in the same day...)
To cut a long story short, what seemed to be a very promising day turned in fact into a nightmare.
So the lesson learnt today is: no matter how well you play on a particular day, at any time be afraid, very afraid. But at the same time: relax.
Enough about me. Scores.
Spring Cup - Round 1
Stroke play
Disqualifications:
Colin. But also someone else I guess, there is quite a few names in the start spreadsheet missing in today's score???
Lollies of the day go to:
Tony, with a staggering 90 nett! You clearly must have been training for this, what a great job! :)))
Then:
Bernie, fearing the worst but getting away with a second-last spot: 87 (and 11 strokes on #13 :))) )
Phil 85
Kevin 83
Gim 83
Lynne 82
Paul C 81 birdie on #6
Don 80
Rich 79
Ian 79 birdie on #3
Mr 4-Iron Ross 78
Shelley 78 with not 1 but 2 birdies: #9 and #14
Lorenzo 77
Peter 77
Glen 77
Stephanie, despite her good looking trousers 77
Greg 77 birdie on #17
Earle 75
3rd place:
Gary 73
2nd place:
Paul G 73 (after count-back, however it works)
and the winner is:
Kerry with an incredible, almost unfair 64
Super, Kerry!!!
But now what's the point of playing round 2??????
Novelties:
NTP #3: Ian
NTP in 2 #8: Paul G
NTP 15: Earle
Longest Drive #17: Tony
AOB:
- Shelley's Birthday!
- The Country Cup is coming soon... $45 w/o cart, $65 with cart. Includes Cheese Burgers and dirty jokes from the bar-man, so that Gary can have a rest.
Here is our weekly photo gallery.
The Sandwich Super Car |
Ducks & Family trying hard to find a safe place |
It's either a strip-tease or the footy |
Stephanie's latest secret weapon |
Comment wanted |
You sexy thing |
Gee, that was gross! |
Patriotic cap |
C U Te |
Whoever wants to know how I injured my ring finger, you're welcome to ask privately |
Kerry, winning and taking no prisoners |
Saturday Gospel on: Bunker rules! |
Obviously drinking too much! |
hehehe brilliant as always mate
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