We're carting |
Vice-captain’s Choice
Paired up and ready to go |
What will she spring on us?
Ah, the dreaded divorced pairs.
Where you multiply your Stableford score with your partner’s.
And yes, 4 X 0 is zero!
Keith picks up his trophy from last week |
So, what is a reasonable score?
Brett consoles Vickie when she learns he won't be her partner today |
Par x Par on every hole is 4 X 18, ie 72, so that’s a score to aim for.
Has anyone seen our partners? |
Last time we played this format, Earle and Michael won with 62.
Back in 2016, Steph and a young man called Ciaran McGlue won with 74
In 2015, Earle and Frances won with 67
And in 2013, Gary and Peter Baird with an impressive 77.
Gary and Peter, with Captain Kerry |
It was a strange day.
After a string of 40+ days, we’d been promised a cooler 35 degrees seven days out.
Paul prepares to feed the inner man |
During the week, this shortened to a very pleasant forecast of 32 degrees, and by Friday night, a balmy 29.
As it was, the day struggled to reach 24 degrees. It was English cricket weather - dull, overcast with occasional drizzle.
The Rottnest Channel Swim was abandoned half-way through. (too wet?)
But it all made for a surprisingly and unexpectedly pleasant day of golf.
With the light perfect for photography
If you have difficulty sleeping at night, just imagine a round on this beautiful course |
The divorced pairs format can indeed put some pressure on relationships
That's for getting a zero on the last hole |
Although we would like to remind all players that it is just a game, and not a metaphor for life
Patnered up |
Mark Wilson snapped his 5 wood in half, although apparently not in frustration, but in follow-through as he wrapped it round a tree.
There were a number of birdies:
Roland on 1 and 14
Puggy on 4 and 17
Goochy on 10
Shelley on 9
Gary on 8
Karl on 14
Coops on 1
4D on 12
and Popey on 10.
We all know how this feels |
Talking of the 10th, apparently Goochy managed to fly right over the top of Karl, Coops, Gardy and Roland with his drive here. Not content with that, he hit up on them again as they were walking off the next hole. Apologies were, of necessity, profuse, although Coops is claiming he is still suffering PTSD from the incident.
Goochy pulled off a great left-hander to get out of this |
And also on the 10th, Mark Smith managed to suddenly just get it all right with his irons and unleashed one a good 200 metres to hit Popey standing on the green.
We're not divorcing! |
Incidentally, Karl’s wife Cyrena was heard to joyfully refer to her Saturdays as KFDs.
That’s Karl-Free-Days!
Our Captain is in Chile. That should be a cue for a joke, but it’s not. (Although my father’s only joke, one which he would bring out on every cold winter’s morning, was “It’s so chilly, it’s almost Argentina!”) Feel free to recycle if necessary.
Love Roland's confidence. |
Glen was invited by Andrea to read out the novelties. It soon became clear why.
NTP on the 2nd - Andrea
Ladies longest drive on the 4th - Andrea
Nearest the bunker on the 14th - Andrea
OK - well done, Andrea. The rest:
Longest putt on the 5th - Paul Gardner
Men’s longest drive on the 12th - Mark Wilson, a beautiful draw to take it right round the corner.
Not sure if Shelley showing how close to fairway on longest drive or memory of wonderful night in Paris |
The Golden Hole offered $123 today, but remained unclaimed.
Fines were plenty, although Vickie announced to anyone who wanted to listen that she hadn’t done anything wrong all day, so she wasn’t going to pay any fines. Fighting talk!
Although there was no individual prize today, the first three places were as follows:
Keith 35
Karl 36
Carol 37
The Barrows keeping it in the family there.
Goochy puzzled about how it all went wrong, while Puggy wonders what would happen if he sculled a whole tumbler of vodka |
And the pair scores ended up as follows:
|
PAIR |
SCORE |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Peter & Mark W |
46 |
|
|
Andrew
& Glen P |
47 |
|
|
Lynne & Lynley |
47 |
|
|
Shelley
& Gary |
47 |
|
|
Brett & Kerry |
50 |
|
|
Andrea
& Mark S |
50 |
|
|
Goochy & Barry |
53 |
|
|
Derek
& Frances |
56 |
|
|
Earle & Vickie |
59 |
|
|
Don
& Glenn K |
61 |
|
|
Paul G & Roland |
65 |
|
|
Keith
& Carol |
68 |
|
|
Karl & Paul C |
73 |
|
We combined well |
So, a great result Karl and Paul, one over that target score of 72. Congratulations.
The Barrows getting it together today |
It's the Lolly Boys! |
And before we put the topic of divorce to bed for another year, it’s worth reminding ourselves that it is the differences that bring us together.
THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN:
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave
and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,
Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
When the bill
arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s
only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.
When the
girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay, $1 for a $2 item that
she
doesn't need but it''s on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six
items in his bathroom, toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream,
razor. a bar of soap. and a towel.
The average number of items in
the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more
than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any
argument
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he doesn't
A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change, but she does
DRESSING UP
A woman will
dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone,
read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings
and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good looking as
they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all
about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best
friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams_
A man is
vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Thanks to everyone who provided photographs, and here’s clip from Brett which perhaps shows how far most of us still have to go.
Next week, it’s Captain’s Choice. No prizes for guessing that it’s Canadian Foursomes!
A happy day |