MatchPlay round 1

Might have to warn ya,,,, this is quite a long one (ooooe--er) as i have sooo much info, one blog wont cut it!

I did invite a good mate to play, Phil the guava Wear, and he turned up on time,,, most unlike him,,,,, it must've been a tough night as a professional gambler and pool player, as he got out of his car,,, 
and said:-

'fook, i've forgotten my trolley, 
ahhh fook, i've forgotten my clubs'

so threw his money in, turned around, then went home.

Must've been a good night on the tables hehehhe
luv ya work Legend.

How good is golf!

As guest blogger i'm gonna start with the beautiful fact that it is indeed an honour to fill in for the WeatherMan.

what a great day for it!

he had clearly seen the storm that was about to happen, and by using his Crystal Ball he declared himself unavailable by not paying in time!

Note to all:- make sure you pay in time, or your Saturday will be filled with mindless drudgery, rather than swearing at a golf ball that doesn't obey. 

Mmmmm tough choice eh?

At this point i should mention there are a couple of B-Days to announce:-


Malcolm test pilot Yeo just beat Greg down the middle Bennett  to a b-day, which i'm told brings much amusement,,, 
all i heard was :-

'you old carnt, 2 days is a lifetime' 
To Malcolm Test Pilot Yeo, and Greg Down the Middle Bennett

On my front, Happy B-day to you both,,, and well played!





so what else has been going on,,,

well Kerry wifey Gardner has been knitting like a machine. When Iso kicked in, and she wasn't allowed back to Blighty to see her gorgeous grandson Flynn, she began to knit.
And knitt she has done,,,, almost non-stop for the last month.


The Beanies are on order and available upon request.....



Blatent Plug
if anybody needs any sanitiser, i'm ya man!
Please tell ya mates, business associates, basically anyone ,,, hehehhhe



Fines
Thankfully most of it has been lifted, but my favourite has been the look on Wifeys face (after 2 weeks of iso ) when she could finally get to the charity shops. The Salvos have a reprieve!

Under much discussion, not really, but because it was my idea there's gonna be a revision of the fines. 
Anybody caught mentioning will be fined heavily:-

• Isolation
• Unprecedented
• Covid
• Social Distancing
• Can i hug ya?
• borders

Ashes
Not that many of you know, but the Ashes are still a relevant competition. 
After losing the Ashes in 2019, the Poms bounced back and won the first Test in 2020, before the Beer Virus hit!
Glen has played some quality in the interim ,hence the 6 handicap, but to no avail, as we've not fkn won,,,, argghhh 

so the Poms are one down in 2020 with revised Tests to be confirmed.


Iso
please tell me ya weirdest/best Iso stories,,,

we already have painter/decorator Brett Splash me with paint Fordham being helped by Barry dont electrocute me Treak.







I've also heard there was some dissension in the ranks about the handicaps?






Brett El Presdidente Fordham, (you've got to get a grip son heheheh) ,,, 
delegated the role of handicap officer (not really, but dictated) to,,,,

Thankfully Stiff the blonde one Jeffares, stood up, got counted, and put her hand up.

Only to once given the task of recording such an important and emotional thing, under advisement from Wifey the scores were logged, though never informed of the true protocol to print off the updated handicaps.
But alas on Saturday morning there were many enquiries/statements/whinges' etc.....
who thought an Aussie would whinge hehehheh

Anyway, after the announcement of the new rules by Gary so broken Burgess we played was it loosely called golf.


Next week we see the return of the Novelties

Plus its the first round of the Club Championship, so $45 to Glen the bookie Pope.

Soon, it'll be back to normal,,,, though i vote for returning to Perry Lakes after each round,,,, but i'm happy to be out-voted,, as the Guinness is pretty good at Wembley.

• more club funds
• cheaper beer
• sausage sizzle

worst raffle in the world ever,,,, T-dog James,,,



plus he had the most unfortunate event today,,, he hit a bird (not abuse), injured the poor duck's leg, then deflected into the water,,, Karma??? mmm i'll let buddha decide that.















Glen James Bond Pope takes a call

Suppose i best put the results in:-

Shelley	v	Paul	2&1
Brett	v	Stiff	4&3
Barry	v	Gary	4&3
TJ	v	Earl	2 up
Bernie	v	Fran	4&3
Kerry	v	Glen	7&6
Rich O	v	Gooch	1 up
Greg	v	Derek	2 up

 

so sweet, bday luv.

Its my birfday it has! if i said its gone 250m, it has.

Anyone fancy a BBQ at Perry Lakes next week???

wifey has checked and the forecast looks good for now!
WeatherMan to confirm
Subject to change so don't sue us ;-)