OK, so you looked at the weather, and you saw this:
So you thought it was going to be like this:
Or even like this:
Whereas in fact, it was like this:
Or like this:
And just behind the eighteenth green it was like this:
So you can't really tell. And while it was Gary's birthday
Shelley wasn't going to let him take out first place. (A great round, Shelley)
Some decidedly average scores on a day when there really weren't too many excuses.
But the novelties were spread around
And look who won the raffle
Shelley reports that there are five raffle numbers missing. Would you all have a search in pockets before we make new ones. (Yes, I'm serious!)
You probably don't want to know, but the mice have been at our lollies.
Here's the draw for the third qualifying round of the match play next week. We're on the Old Course, figures are the players handicap the last time they played on the Old - Kerry will have the updated handicaps on the day.
Earle will play any late additions or the partner of anyone who doesn't play.
The following week, it's American Foursomes on the Tuart.
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So you thought it was going to be like this:
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Or even like this:
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Whereas in fact, it was like this:
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| Take the shot, then I'll take my shirt off |
Or like this:
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| Too hot for golf |
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| Just get Fordie to bring me another daiquiri |
So you can't really tell. And while it was Gary's birthday
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Shelley wasn't going to let him take out first place. (A great round, Shelley)
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PLAYER
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SCORE
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BIRDIES
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Shelley
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65
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2,8
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Gary
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67
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Glen
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68
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2,5
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Paul
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68
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13
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Frances
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72
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8
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Max
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73
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9
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Earle
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74
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7,16
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Stephanie
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75
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Greg
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75
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Brett
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76
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7,11
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Derek
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79
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Jack
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79
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Dave
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82
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Don
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82
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Peter
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84
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Some decidedly average scores on a day when there really weren't too many excuses.
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| Great to be back - I'm having a pie to celebrate! |
But the novelties were spread around
NOVELTY
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HOLE
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CONTENDERS
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WINNER
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LD
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2
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Dave, Stephanie, Glen
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Jack
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NTP in 3
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8
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Gary, Brett,
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Shelley, Frances
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NTP in 2
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12
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John
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Max
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NTP
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18
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Gary
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Shelley
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And look who won the raffle
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| I'm booking my holiday right away |
Shelley reports that there are five raffle numbers missing. Would you all have a search in pockets before we make new ones. (Yes, I'm serious!)
You probably don't want to know, but the mice have been at our lollies.
 |
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| Well, it's no good waiting for Peter to hand them around.. |
Here's the draw for the third qualifying round of the match play next week. We're on the Old Course, figures are the players handicap the last time they played on the Old - Kerry will have the updated handicaps on the day.
Earle will play any late additions or the partner of anyone who doesn't play.
Paul
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13
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v
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Peter
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19
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John
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12
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v
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Vickie
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26
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Greg
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23
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v
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Dave
|
28
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Brett
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11
|
v
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Kerry
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22
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Rob
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25
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v
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Max
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12
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Glen
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9
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v
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Jack
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22
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Shelley
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14
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v
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Derek
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24
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Gary
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11
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v
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Frances
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19
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Stephanie
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17
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v
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Richard Y
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24
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Earle
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15
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v
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TBA
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The following week, it's American Foursomes on the Tuart.
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I was thinking of joining SOS to look for a husband.
Waste of time, dear, they're all far too old, or far too young
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And if you ever find yourself being interviewed after a great round, this should help you make sure that you don't miss out any of the usual golf cliches.
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