Xmas Party and Par Plus Results Saturday 29th November 2014

CLUB CHAMPION:  Glen Pope WELL DESERVED!

The start of an exciting day of play and pleasure.  I chose not to partake in play as I was too busy with pleasure time.  However, my spy/spies revealed the events of the Par Plus to me.  Apparently we had not one but two Sluts on the day.  How amazed and eager I am to announce them:
The Lawyer aka "The Captain" and The Pretty Boy aka "The Splitter":

Nice One Boys

Results that Matter:
1st:                 Phil  +3    Well Done
2nd:                Derek  +1
3rd:                Peter Baird  A/S
Lollies:          Greg Bennett  -8  Sorry!

XMAS PARTY AND TROPHY RESULTS:
Unfortunately Our Club President Shelley is away on holiday and left a beautiful very professional speech as only she can do, via Web Cam.  The food was absolutely delicious and way beyond expectation.  Thank you Kerry and your little helpers!  Also thanks to Frances for the snacks - very tasty! The night was a bomber.  Thanks to all involved and as per tradition we were the last to leave!
TROPHY RESULTS:
Absentees:
PRESIDENTS TROPHY:  - Greg Bennett
PLATE: - Bruce Freeman
MATCHPLAY CHAMPION: - Ullrich Stanger
LADY CHAMPION:- Shelley Yeo
"A" GRADE CHAMPION:- Phil McCleod
RECIPIENTS on the night:

SUMMER CUP: - Brett Fordham (not sure why its blurry!)

WINTER CUP:-  Glen Pope

SPRING CUP:- Derek Longhurst

SOS CUP:- Gary Burgess (Sorry Gary cannot find the photo of you receiving the trophy)

Electic "Old":-  Graeme Powell

Electic "Tuart":- Steve Desantis

Consistency:- Glen Pope

"B" Grade Trophy:- Derek Longhurst

H/Cap Champion:- Peter Baird

and then the party snaps!

 

Stableford Wembley Old Course Saturday 22nd November 2014

Sponsor: Roland Stanger

First of all Bon Voyage to Malcolm and Shelley! See you in the new year. Welcome back to Kerry and Peter.

We had an interesting game of golf on Saturday.  Not to be outdone by Brett and his colourful underwear, Mardi split her pants to show us that purple is the colour of the month.

Beat this Brett!

Then there was golf!  

It was a day of great golf with eyebrow raising scores. The best of the best came out of the crop.

I thought my score of 38 stood a chance in third position, but boy was I wrong! It rained birdies on Brett's Clubs.

Novelties:

NTP #2  Paul

NTP #6  Malcolm

NTP #13 in two Shelley

LD #17  Brett  (Superman!)

Lollies:

Christine  31  (Nothing wrong with that score Christine - it was the other players who played liked Demons)

Guests Gross Scores:

David  81 (Birdie #7)  well done

Gordon 112 

Richard Osborne  91

Gaby  -  A Lot!

Results:

Derek  32

Peter  32

Don  32

Greg  33

Frances  33

Bruce  34

Phil  35 (birdie #11)

Roland  34

Steve  34

Nola  34

Graeme  34

Ross  36 (The Stirer!)

Kerry  36

Richard  37

Gary  37

Mardi  37

Charmaine  38

Shelley  38 (birdie #11)

Malcolm  38

Third Place:

Earle  39

Second Place:

Paul  (birdies #2 and 16)

WINNER:

Brett 46  (birdies #3, 14 and 17)  What can I say?  The perfect score! and a deserving winner!

The Proud Winner!

Damn did not win this one!

Now listen to me Richard, I know best!

Cannot believe I got the Lollies again!

The Lovely Ladies!

With that drive, that's why I am the Captain!

Buddies!

Can't believe I have to play with Charmaine again!

What a beautiful picture!

COUPLES AFTER GOLF!

Memorial & Masters Stroke Play ,Wembley Tuart Course Saturday 15th November 2014

Sponsor:  SOS
Beautiful weather made for a great game of golf. My first shot was a disaster not being familiar with playing in the first group and had no idea what it meant to move the markers.  Thanks to Christine's advice or else I would have been disqualified on the second hole already.  Talking about disqualification, the Captain made sure he was in the same team as Bruce.  All I could think about was OMG poor Bruce, because the Captain hits his shot and runs the rest of the course, scared that somebody is going to roll up the fairways! Bruce being Bruce made sure that his set up was correct before hitting the ball perfectly into the water on the 9th hole.  Well that was not enough, he had to prove that he could do it three times in a row and walked off with  "10" shots on a Par 3!  Satisfied with himself for making a proper disaster of the hole he walked onto the 10th Tee Box. Drove the ball to somewhere where No Man Has Ever Been! and that lead to his decision to disqualify himself.  Good call My Friend!

Novelties:
NTP #3 in two  -  Greg
NTP #9 - Nola
NTP #14 in 3 - Dave
LD #17  - Lynne (wonder where all that strength comes from?)
Birdie on #5 winning the money is Frances - Well done Girl!

Drum Roll for the Lollies!
To my favourite Pope:  Glen with a net score of 85
Results:
Malcolm  83
Paul  81
Richard  80
Phil  80
Steve  80
Christine  79
Dave  79
Shelley  79
Derek  77
Frances  77
Ian  77
Roland  76
Don  74
Ross  73
Greg  73
Graeme  72
Charmaine  72  (birdie on #12)
Brett  71
3rd Place:
Earle  69  (birdie #9)
2nd Place:
Gary  69
WINNER:
Nola  68  (birdie #9)  WHAT A PLAYER!

A Beautiful Trophy, you will see it Nola if you turned it around!

YES I CAN!
Sounds like a campaign!

Then we had the winner of the Masters, non other than the usual winner Gary Burgess!

Followed by Me, the winner of hugs!

The Seven Dwarfs "Sleepy"

Then the Ones that think they Won!