Stroke Play Wembley Old Course 20th September 2014

Sponsor:  Earl Scarff

Beautiful sunshine made for a great day of golf as proofed looking at the brilliant scores of some of the players.  Once again I was entertained by a wardrobe malfunction. "Nola's over-shoulder boulder holder"
proved to be a dangerous weapon when she got wired at the 9th green. The amused Malcolm was curious to see gravity take its course! With pants "splitting" and "wire pulling", no wonder I cannot improve my golf
game! LOL

I am the Iron Lady! 

Back to golfing business, below the scores:

Novelties:
NTP #2  Graeme
NTP #6   Paul Gardner
NTP #13 in 2  Derek

Lollies:

Kerry  81 (being up against the Captain)!

Earl  81

Ross 79

Shelley 77

Charmaine 77

Paul Gardner 76

Greg 75

Ian 75

Roland 75

Gary 74

Peter 73

Lynne 73

Frances 73

Nola Wire  71

Phil 71

Steve 71

Malcolm 70

Glen 69

Christine 68

Bruce 68 (birdie #7)

Graeme 67

3rd Place

Dave 67 (birdies #6 and #15)  Well Done and congrats Grandad!

2nd Place

Derek 66 (birdie #15)  just missed out on 1st place!

WINNER

RICHARD YEO (Well done with those Helicopter Clubs) 

Richard the YEO, YEO, YEO

I am so proud of myself, such a HUNK!

Now Phil I can book you in for golf lessons next week!

I am still in shock after playing with Nola and Charmaine!

The Oh So Serious Golfers!

Stroke Play Old Course Wembley, Saturday 13th September 2014

Sponsor:  Glen Pope

WHAT A RIPPER OF A DAY!!!

Compliments by the one and only pretty boy "Brett Fordham"

What more can I say being teamed up with a partner showing more than "golf balls".  I tried keeping my mind on my game but with multi coloured exposed undies staring at me, it was almost impossible.  We were in fits of laughter every time it was Brett's turn to putt.  I was always told to read the green from all angles and believe you me, I did that with gusto!  This was Bretts farewell before he leaves on holiday. Sorry Ladies, he bought new pants before entering the club.

Now to the results:

Lollies:
Nola  86  (sorry Noles!)

Ross  84
Ian  83
Malcolm  82
Kerry  80
Lynne  79
Roland  79
Phil  79
Richard  78
Frances  77
Charmaine  77
Gim  76
Shelley  75
Graeme  75
Dave  74
Derek  73
Mardi  73
Brett  72
Paul Gardner  72  (birdie # 10)
Gary  72  (birdie #12)
Glen  72
Colin  70
Steve  69
Greg  68
3rd Place:
Christine 67  (WOW you go girl!)
2nd Place:
Peter Baird  (birdies #4 and 9)
WINNER:
Bruce  64  (Well done Bruce!)

Bruce "Thank you Glen this cheque of $$$ is so worth it!"

Nola clearly upset with her result today and Steve not phased at all!

Had my hands full today!

Final Round of Spring Cup Wembley Tuart Course Saturday 6th September 2014.

Sponsor: Dave Williamson

The beautiful "Battleship Grey Raining Weather" continued.  Soaking wet we were hiding under trees, upside down umbrellas and everything else possible. All of these issues obviously contributed to the DQ'S:

Gary Burchess, Brett Fordham and the club breaker "Mr Paul Bishop"

Then there was the rotten banana issue.  Gary have you checked you bag lately?

Down to the results:
Novelties
NTP #3  Gim
NTP #9  Shelley
NTP #16 in 2 shots  Kerry
LD #18  Roland
Golden Hole second week in a row:  Peter Baird - Well Done!
Lollies:
Shelley  87 with a birdie on hole 12
Results:
Ullrich  86
Richard  84
Dave  84
Charmaine  83
Earl  83
Christine  81
FrancEs  81
Ross 80
Graeme  80
Bruce  78
Paul Gardner  78
Glen  77
Ian  76
Malcolm  75
Roland  74
Greg  73
Steve  73
Nola  72
Lynne  72
Gim  71
3rd Place:
Derek  68
2nd Place:
Kerry  66
WINNER:
Peter Baird  66 with a birdie on hole 17!

Yes I finally got it right! Peter Baird

Results of the Spring Cup:
3rd Place        Peter Baird    143
2nd Place       Lynne Malone 141
WINNER:
Derek  Longhurst   139  (Well Played)

Spring Cup Winner:  Derek Longhurst

Oh Yes I disqualified myself - nobody else wanted to!

Spring Cup Wembley Old Course 30th August 2014

Sponsor:  Charmaine Stanger

This was my idea of a Spring Cup but instead we had rain and battleship grey weather.  Which all added to my worst golf game ever! I spent most the day trying to get out of the mud and the bunkers. Scores never to be divulged, I am sure Vicky will agree with me LOL.

Novelties:
Charmaine  - A well deserved last place
I have decided to become a Scratch Golfer, then I can scratch out all the bad scores and keep the good ones.

Results:
Vicky -sorry could not read the score
Phil  85
Shelley  83
Graeme  79
Gary  79
Ross  79
Mardi  79
Malcolm  78
Richard  78
Greg  78
Francis  78
Peter  77
Gim  77
Steve  75
Roland  75
Brett  75
Christine  75
Bruce  75
Nola  73
Earl  73
Paul Bishop  72
Derek  71
3rd Place:
Ian  71  (Count Back from Derek)
2nd Place:
Ullrich  69
WINNER
Lynne  69  (Count Back from Ullrich)

Well Done Lynne!

Matchplay Runner Up (Bruce) and Winner (Ullrich) with trophies in hand!

Yes Mr Yeo perfect swing!

Look, you even keep your head down! no need for Helicopter Clubs!

Matchplay Final and Ambrose Pairs Wembley Tuart Course Saturday 23rd August 2014

Sponsor:  Francis Longhurst
Beautiful weather made for a day of great golf.  The Stangers and Freemans got behind their man in the Final Matchplay.  Needless to say my nerves were on edge holding thumbs for Ullrich.  Well Gary had us all in stitches of laughter with the following, hopefully Graeme will soon get his "P" plates!

I have no idea why they making me pose, must be my new bag!

Result:  Matchplay Final

The Rivals!

It was nailbiting till the end, with hole 18 being the decider between Ullrich and Bruce.

Finally ULLRICH won!  Well done!  

Bruce you were a sport and unfortunately there has to be a runner-up, well played.

The Winner (WITH NO TROPHY TO SHOW)!

Results - Ambrose

Novelties:

NTP #3   Ullrich

NTP #9   Glen

Longest Drive 20+ handicap   Christine - Well Done!

Longest Drive 19-  handicap   Shelley  -  Again Super Woman!

Lollies:  

Derek and Dave 73.25 (told you Derek to buy those clubs!)

Lynne and Graeme  71.25

Ross and Melcome  71.25

Charmaine and Phil  71

Ian and Roland  70.75

Steve and Richard  69.75

Mardi and Glen  67.75

Nola and Gary  66.75

3rd Place:

Christine and Peter  66.5

2nd Place:

Shelley and Earl  65.5

Winners

Paul Bishop and Greg  62.5

Winners - well done Shorties!

Yes I am good at this game!

Grumpy Pope

I am soooo angry that I lost to that German!

Par Bisque Wembley Tuart Course Saturday 16th August 2014

Sponsor:  Don Beesley

I think the game scared away a few women as we were only four players on Saturday.  The game did not go as smoothly as we would have wanted, especially myself, but then again that's a reason to return the following week.  The day's golf was riddled with birdies.  The afternoon was wonderful, entertainment provided by the one and only BRUCE!  Mardi you should let your husband out on his own more often LOL!

Derek has given us all an idea, forget the clubs at home, hire a set from the Pro Shop and borrow a few clubs from fellow players - results in A WIN!  Ummmm looking at the below results, you should buy those clubs!

Results:
Novelties:
NTP #3  Derek
NTP #9  in two  Glen
Longest Drive:  #17  (20+ handicaps)  Derek
Longest Drive:  #17  (20- handicaps)  Shelley
Golden Hole #12  Greg - well done!

Lollies of the day:
Glen   -2        (MR POPE - what happened?)  You still upset because I forgot to mention last week that A                                                                           POM beat A GERMAN in the winter cup!

Other results:
Ullrich   -1
Paul Bishop  -1  (birdie #6)
Earle  -1  (birdie #12)
Richard  Par
Brett  Par  (birdie #8)
Shelley  +2  (birdie #5)
Steve  +3
Christine  +3
Phil  +3
Dave  +4
Ian  +4
Charmaine  +4
Roland  +5
Colin  +5
Ross  +5
Peter  +6
Greg  +7  (birdie #12)
Nola  +7
Third Place:
Bruce  +8  (birdies #1, 9, 10) Wow
2nd Place:
Malcolm  +10  Good Golf
WINNER:
Derek  +12  Amazing Golf

Winner of the Day

Yes I am "The Entertainer"

Had so much fun fishing out golf balls!

Better watch out Ull  "The President" is watching!

Welcome back Ross, you the one on the Far Left!

Mr Smiley!

Look I have a Buddy!

Club Championships Round 4 Stroke 9th August 2014 Wembley Old Course

Sponsor:  SOS Club
Beautiful weather and great people, what more can a golfer ask for!  I was teamed up with Roland, Graeme and Brett, this could only be an interesting game and so it was when Graeme left us dumb struck after scoring an EAGLE.  Great shot !

The Eagle landed on hole 15

The Winter Cup winner was also decided on the days play.  Well Done Glen with a gross of 141, followed by Roland 144 and third Graeme with 145.

Thank you to everybody involved with the Sausage Sizzle, it was an enjoyable afternoon. Results of the days play as follows:

Novelties:
NTP #2  Kerry
NTP #6  Ian
NTP  #13 in 2  Dave
Longest Drive #17  Earl

Lollies:
Proudly presented to Malcolm Yeo with a  86 nett

Results:
Gary  85
Richard  84
Kerry  81
Gim  81
Mardi  81
Shelley  81
Bruce  80
Judith  80
Charmaine  78
Ian  77
Earl  76
Roland  76
Lynne  75
Christine  75
Graeme  75
Greg  74
Glen  74
Colin  73
Derek  73
Peter  73
3rd Place
Dave  72
2nd Place
Ullrich  70
WINNER
Brett  68  Well Done!

Prize Eagerly presented by Kerry!

"Oh my, I am so Good at this game"

Mr Pope " Winner of The Winter Cup"

Winter Cup Runners Up 2nd Place Roland and Third Graeme
Well Done Guys!
At last the Pom has something to rest his Trophy on!

 

YES I FINALLY GOT MY EASTER TROPHY!

ME TOO ROLAND

AND NOW I CAN REST IT ON THE POM!

AND I GOT A BEER!

Photos courtesy of "Brett"