Tuesday, October 20, 2015

SOS Cup round 1

Beautifully sponsored by Malcolm.


well what a day that was!!!!! Plenty of action all over.

Firstly and foremost our thoughts go out to the injured warrior Derek, felled by a stray shot, and rushed away by the lovely Fran.
Thankfully all is ok and Derek is only a bit battered and bruised, and off to the Army Surplus store to purchase some safety gear.


I don't know if there was something in the air but i felt the need on the long trek down to the shortened 1st on the Tuart to take this particular picture,,,,


But that was more for any "losing control of equipment" or if anybody saw young Peter on the driving range, his sudden loss of balance!
And no it wasn't in mid-stroke!!!
Thankfully he too was ok.



It was a BIG WELCOME BACK to Glenn, our intrepid traveller, and Richard Osborne where a SPECIAL CONGRATULATIONS must go to the most modest 
GOLD MEDAL WINNER,,,,,i have ever met!!!!!




We also had the pleasure of a couple other guests, namely Tom, Greg and Eddie,,, glad we haven't scared you all off,,, yet,,,  though i do apologise for losing the note of your scores,, oooppppsss sorry gents.

Some of us once again decided practice was important warming up on both the range and the putting green.



Blimey, that one's gone straight! Looks good for today!!


I'm going to putt like a demon today.


Just look at that shoulder turn!


Just after the little stumble,,,, i'm ok, i'm ok!!!



Just practising my punch shots.















And off it was for the long trek down to the first.
Hi ho, hi ho, it's down the hill we go,,,,,


And then came the wait as we decided whether to lay up, or gamble to take on the green.
Phil McKeague unfortunately gambled and was misled by Coach saying he had seen it drop just in the rough. However it wasn't anywhere to be seen and he had to retire back to fire up again,,,,,

I also tried to go for the green, but having only just managed to strike the little white thing (i was aiming for the one in the middle!) it dribbled down about 100m,,,, Golf wins again.

funny old game,,,,,,,,,,,, underwater chess, now that's a funny old game




Much love before the game.



Getting everything ready and ship shape.



The wait,,, the dreaded first tee wait.
















Birthdays
None that i can recollect, so apologies if i've missed anybody out.


RWC Update
A very eventful weekend on the rugby front with some very close games and NONE of the home nations competing for the Cup this time round.

SA just getting over the line against the Welsh 23-19

The Kiwis smashing France 62-13

The Argies (unfortunately for me!) playing out of their skins to defeat the Paddies 43-20.

And the Aussies getting over the line with a last minute (dubious) penalty against the Scots 35-34.

No complaints from me about the standard of the reffing, but it certainly had an influence in a couple of the games. 

Semi-Finals
SA v NZ 
Aus v Argies


Results
Those that played will see what i mean by it being a different day of golf for the SOS Society.
It was finally completed on lovely fast greens with:-

3x DQs
2x Did Not Finish

and a big Countback to see who came third.
This time we are all assured that the Countback Sytem was perfectly executed!

So the scores are,,,,

Earle   Scarff DQ
Graeme Powell DQ
Gordon Nielsen DQ
Frances Longhurst DNF
Derek Longhurst DNF
Phil McLeod 81
Bernie Caffrey 77
Ron  Conway 76
Colin  Kerr 75
Shelley Yeo               75
Richard Osborne 75
Lynne Malone 74
Malcolm Yeo             74
Kerry Gardner 74
Paul  Gardner 72
Peter Baird 72
Gary Burgess    72
Steve Desantis 70
Phil McKeague 69
Don  Beesley     69
Nola  Desantis 68
Glen Pope 68
Stephanie Jeffares 68
Brett Fordham 68
Greg Bennett 68
Rob Gray 66
Stan Tan 64

Well done Stan The RuleMan Tan, who after waving the flag of defeat to me last week has won his first official game on his first week of being a full member,, woo hoo.



Novelties
NTP3 Don
NTP9 Stiph
NTP15 Shelley
LD Phil McLeod

Well done peeps,,,,, and nice drive Phil!


Golden Hole
It didn't go off today, so the total on the Tuart soars to $72


Caption Competition
As i mentioned on Saturday i was holding back on the Caption Comp Winner until i got a couple more votes,,, and it gives me great pleasure to award this weeks prize to 



My Beautiful wife, Kerry for an fantastically apt and even psychic quote:-


"Throwing in the towel already Stan, and you're not even a member yet!"


Bloody brilliant!!!!








And get ready for this weeks beauty, where i hope and expect to get plenty of fun filled phrases,,,,


Come on guys and gals and get your entrants in x.


Quotes of the Week
As Malcolm landed close to a tree, he was heard to utter
"that's the first time i've been on a root for a while"

Lynne after taking a photo of the ducks on the 9th and hitting 2 balls into the pond
"That'll serve me right for becoming the new Wildlife Officer"

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Nice pic tho!!


Fine of the Week
i'd have loved to give this to Peter after seeing the little stumble on the range, but you gathered your pose incredibly quickly, too quickly for me to either help or grab my camera,,,,, so i don't have any proof.

So there can be only winner, and that's Brett for forgetting the Raffle!!!


Next Week
Next week is the second round of the SOS Cup and we're back onto the Old Course, so let's bring the A-games and have a proper battle for the Cup.


Date for the Diary
Please put the date of 21st November in your diaries as this is the date for the Function of the Year, our Annual Club Dinner.
This is a truly fantastic evening of eating, drinking, merriment and the celebration of all the victories throughout the year.

This year we will be having it at the Wembley Hotel in the Red Room.

More details, timings, menu choices etc will be forthcoming in the very near future but please do your best to attend and get that date locked in!!!!!


Random Pics



The calm after the storm



Regailing stories of a Gold Medal,,,, the book will be out soon, and the tour begins at Xmas.


Just look at the smiles on those happy faces,,,, well they were sat opposite me!


Stan just relaxing before his call up,,,, but he was looking fresh after his post match shower,,, just so he smelt nice for the awards i'm told!


Contrast the men to the smiley ladies,



More smiles!



Mmmm smiles have gone, and that's Gordo's arm behind him,,, oh well, there's always next week! 

  

Ron looking mighty fine.



Nola flicking me the bird hehehehehee

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Club Champs round7

Kindly sponsored by Rob Gray.


What a fantastic day for a round of golf, and a big welcome back to Phil McLoud who looks fit as a fiddle,,,, though apparently a bit shy for the camera,,,,







Phil and The Bionic Man- separated at birth??? 














Most people were up early and hitting the practice areas with fervour.





Well most people did, but it would appear the Hangover Fairy had hit a couple of other people too this morning, and chose to hide behind their sunnies,













Birthdays
Only one for this week and that's our beloved Captain, Earle!
Many happy returns mucker, i hope you have great Sunday,,,, 


Rugby World Cup Update
It all started early with Ze German piling in with the criticism about the performance of England at their home World Cup. As much as i hate to say it he was correct, though i presume since The FatherLand doesn't play the game i guess he is barracking for SA.

But to me it all looks pretty open,,,, let the Quarter Finals begin!

South Africa v Wales
NZ v France
Ireland v Argentina
Australia v Scotland




Results
Some great scoring today, and our group had a proper battle with Brett and i scoring 39 on the front 9, with Earle bringing up the rear with a 41.
I soon blew up as the lack of alcohol in my system started to affect my distance and direction control, which left the other two going toe to toe,,,, Brett gambled and used his distance to good especially on the par 5, but in the end slow and steady won the day!

The Dream Team


Well played Bday Boy, it was a pleasure to watch,,, unluckily just not good enough.
Plus a bottle of wine is due for the fantastic birdie on the 12th



Ron Conway DQ
Kerry Gardner 84
Fran Longhurst 81
Nola DeSantis 80
Graeme Powell 78
Stephanie Jeffares 77
Charmaine Stanger 77
Phil McLeod 76
Greg Bennett 75
Stan Tan 74
Shelley Yeo 74
Paul  Gardner 73
Gordon Neilson 73
Gary  Burgess 73
Lynne Malone 73
Steve Desantis 72
Malcom Yeo 72
Derek Longhurst 71
Peter Baird 71
Colin Kerr 71
Brett Fordham 70
Don  Beasley 70
Vickie Scarff 70
Roland Stanger 67
Earle Scarff 66
Phil McKeague 65

So another cracking round by Phil brought the prize home, quality fella and top scoring!



Novelties
NTP2 Greg
NTP6 Roland
NTP11 Brett
NTP16 Earle


Golden Hole
So not only is it his bday, won a bottle of wine for the birdied 12th plus played an excellent round of golf (only to be pipped by Phil) he won the money too.
It was a creditable $86 

Spend it very unwisely!



Caption Comp
Due to me being a bit crap i will add the winner of last weeks Caption Comp into a separate Blog,,,,, 

but on the plus side here's the one from Saturday




I look forward to your amusing comments!


Quotes of the Week
Brett after losing to Earle -- "I got eaten up by an old Blowfish"


I'm not sure of the context of this one but i overheard Nola to Charmaine -- "If i'm going to give it to ya,,,,, you'll get it!"

Stan commenting on Kerry hitting 3 trees -- "I'm gonna put you down for Tree Under Kerry"


Fine of the Week
Only really one contender here, Gordo!!!!!
Having to go back to the 17th tee after losing his first ball, and then smashing out another 4 drives as provisionals,,,, all whilst being watched by the group behind,,,


Well done fella, and at least you found 2 of the provisionals hehehehe.


Next Week
Another round of stroke, but this time allegedly on the Tuart and we're playing for the SOS Cup round 1 (first of 2 rounds).
Unfortunately that means i have to return the Cup,,,,,, or do I?!
hehehe


Raffle
A special mention has to go to Brett for running The Worst Raffle in the World Ever, mainly as he ran the tombola, said he was going to win,,,, and then pulled out not only the $10 prize but also a golf ball!
Cheeky b'stard hehehehe


The Dodgy Raffle Man in action

















Random Pics



More random wildlife,,,,


Quality day fellas,,,,



Don't mess with the Angry Saffer.


Battle of the stares,,,, who wins

Colin or Derek?????? 



Nice garden


Gary surrounded by The Ladies,,, and loving it!


Looks like its the lollies again, as that bugger Ron DQ'd himself,,,

at least i get to enjoy them!
Thank you Weight Watchers,,,,


Charmaine lurking, and Bday boy hiding


The Country Cup re-awarded,,, well done Lynne.


Malcolm having a cheeky wander.


Graeme holding court.


The Card Shark, and apparently The Worst Croupier evers!!!


Shelley doing her thang.


Stan The RuleMan Tan, just checking the "local rules" again.


















Dry those eyes maaaaaate