Club Championships Wembley Old Course Saturday 11th October 2014

Sponsor:  Ian Holmes

A fresh breeze and sunny sky was the perfect weather for a round of golf.  Thank you to the UK for returning Brett to us with pants intact.  No wardrobe malfunction this week, so quite boring!
I had my best round ever breaking the 100 score! Thanks to my team members who made me feel at ease, except for ROSS the Stirrer!  Malcolm was entertaining as always with his Pardon the Pun! and Paul was missing Kerry who was cooking up a storm!  I was so excited when I was the closest to the hole in two on number 13, only to realise that Paul still had to putt and as a true man he was not going to let me have the honour.  Ross almost suffered a hernia with laughter because I thought I had it in the bag!

This is what I think of the"Little White Ball"

It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies, 
And Even Disappears Before My Eyes. 
Often It Will Have A Whim, 
To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim

It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup, 
And Swear That I Will Give It Up. 
Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow, 
But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow

Lollies of the Day
Ullrich with a net 89  (Much to the delight of the Captain)

Novelties:
NTP #2  Glen
NTP #6  Lynne
LD #11  Roland
NTP in 2 #13 Paul  (not fair!)

Net Scores:
Vickie  87
Lynne  82 (birdie #6)
Christine  80
Earle  79
Nola  78
Derek  78
Ian  77
Greg  77
Dave  77
Ross  76
Paul  76
Gary  73
Malcolm  73
Steve  72
Shelley  72
Roland  72
Phil  72
Peter  70 (birdie #16)
Richard  70  (birdie #1)
Third Place
Brett  69

Here is your lost photo Brett!

Second Place
Charmaine 68  (WOW) (well done to myself!)
WINNER
Glen Pope  64 (Birdies #8 and 9)  What a deserving score! You the best MR POPE!

"Yes I am the Best Pope there is"

I am going to get that Charmaine today, she will not beat me!

The Stirrer in another bunker LOL

Please bring me my Kerry!

Stableford Wembley Tuart Course 4th October 2014

Sponsor:  Paul Gardner

Unfortunately I am unable to give details about the day of play, as I was not on the golf course.  I can
however, give you the results with great pleasure as the Ladies dominated the top order!  Sorry Malcolm you are included in the top order, not meaning you are a lady.  The day's play presented plenty of birdies, must be the sunshine!
First of all a belated congratulations to MARDI FREEMAN for winning the Division 2 at Yokine Country Club.  She achieved the win during her first month of joining the club.  Well Done Mardi, we are proud of
you.

Novelties:
NTP #3    Grandfather Williamson
NTP #9    Earle
NTP in two #15  Richard
LD #17     Lynne
Golden Hole:  Peter Baird (I am sure Peter is having private lessons)  Well Done!

Lollies:
Glen  23
Vickie 22  (Captains discretion that Glen takes the Lollies)  Vickie did get a birdie on #3

Other Results:
Ross  26
Bruce  28
Shelley  29
Greg  30
Phil  30
Paul Gardner  30
Dave  33
Richard  34
Ian  34
Colin  35
Derek  35
Kerry  35  (Birdies #1 and 6)
Peter  35
Nola  36
Tony Lee  36  (Birdie #18)
Gary  36 (Birdie #8)
Steve  37 (Birdie #2)
Earle  37 (Birdies #1 and 9)
Fourth Place:
Christine  38
Third Place:
Malcolm  38
2nd Place:
Mardi  38
WINNER:
Lynne  (Once again a true winner, well done Lynne)

I Love being the Winner!

The Rose among the Oldies!

Nola stay away he is MINE

Shelley looking great with a smile on her dial!

My favourite POSE!

"These two up to no good, look at their faces"

We must beat these women, its a men's game after all!

Glen stole my Lollies and my title!

Peter "I am not going to share my winnings with any of you"

Mr Pope "The number "39 man"

Country Club Pinjarra Sunday 28th September 2014

Sponsor:  SOS Club
The blog information provided by Shelley and Vickie.  Many thanks!

The players had a an enjoyable time at the Country Club in Pinjarra with great lunch provided.  All organised by Gary but unfortunately he could not control the weather, with showers dominating the game half way through play. However, the Pinjarra course is a very interesting and attractive course with unexpected areas of water claiming a few balls.

Results:
Guests:
Vicki Passmore  36  (it is clearly noticeable that Vicki is related to Shelley with such a score)
Kim Passmore  35
Steve Rowley  35
Phil Wear  31
SOS Scores:
Lollies:  presented to an unwell Gim with a score of  20

Closely followed by:

Malcolm  21
Vickie 22
Kerry  23
Steve  24
Frances  25
Earle  26
Derek  27
Peter  28
Colin  28  (on count back from Peter)
Gary  29
Paul Gardner 30
Third Place:
Greg  31
Second Place:
Shelley 31  (on count back from Greg) - Well Done
WINNER

Nola  39   -  You Go Girl!  Well deserved

The Proud Winner Nola Desantis

Gim trying to work out how to use the score card

Paul undressing for the occassion

Assisted by Kerry

Derek "I am so Sad, maybe cause I didn't win"
got use to collecting Trophies!

Fuzzy picture from a shivery beer infected Malcolm hand (Vicki accepting her prize)

The Smileys!

SOS Faithfuls!

Nola up to no good again!

The Boys Club

Stroke Play Wembley Old Course 20th September 2014

Sponsor:  Earl Scarff

Beautiful sunshine made for a great day of golf as proofed looking at the brilliant scores of some of the players.  Once again I was entertained by a wardrobe malfunction. "Nola's over-shoulder boulder holder"
proved to be a dangerous weapon when she got wired at the 9th green. The amused Malcolm was curious to see gravity take its course! With pants "splitting" and "wire pulling", no wonder I cannot improve my golf
game! LOL

I am the Iron Lady! 

Back to golfing business, below the scores:

Novelties:
NTP #2  Graeme
NTP #6   Paul Gardner
NTP #13 in 2  Derek

Lollies:

Kerry  81 (being up against the Captain)!

Earl  81

Ross 79

Shelley 77

Charmaine 77

Paul Gardner 76

Greg 75

Ian 75

Roland 75

Gary 74

Peter 73

Lynne 73

Frances 73

Nola Wire  71

Phil 71

Steve 71

Malcolm 70

Glen 69

Christine 68

Bruce 68 (birdie #7)

Graeme 67

3rd Place

Dave 67 (birdies #6 and #15)  Well Done and congrats Grandad!

2nd Place

Derek 66 (birdie #15)  just missed out on 1st place!

WINNER

RICHARD YEO (Well done with those Helicopter Clubs) 

Richard the YEO, YEO, YEO

I am so proud of myself, such a HUNK!

Now Phil I can book you in for golf lessons next week!

I am still in shock after playing with Nola and Charmaine!

The Oh So Serious Golfers!

Stroke Play Old Course Wembley, Saturday 13th September 2014

Sponsor:  Glen Pope

WHAT A RIPPER OF A DAY!!!

Compliments by the one and only pretty boy "Brett Fordham"

What more can I say being teamed up with a partner showing more than "golf balls".  I tried keeping my mind on my game but with multi coloured exposed undies staring at me, it was almost impossible.  We were in fits of laughter every time it was Brett's turn to putt.  I was always told to read the green from all angles and believe you me, I did that with gusto!  This was Bretts farewell before he leaves on holiday. Sorry Ladies, he bought new pants before entering the club.

Now to the results:

Lollies:
Nola  86  (sorry Noles!)

Ross  84
Ian  83
Malcolm  82
Kerry  80
Lynne  79
Roland  79
Phil  79
Richard  78
Frances  77
Charmaine  77
Gim  76
Shelley  75
Graeme  75
Dave  74
Derek  73
Mardi  73
Brett  72
Paul Gardner  72  (birdie # 10)
Gary  72  (birdie #12)
Glen  72
Colin  70
Steve  69
Greg  68
3rd Place:
Christine 67  (WOW you go girl!)
2nd Place:
Peter Baird  (birdies #4 and 9)
WINNER:
Bruce  64  (Well done Bruce!)

Bruce "Thank you Glen this cheque of $$$ is so worth it!"

Nola clearly upset with her result today and Steve not phased at all!

Had my hands full today!

Final Round of Spring Cup Wembley Tuart Course Saturday 6th September 2014.

Sponsor: Dave Williamson

The beautiful "Battleship Grey Raining Weather" continued.  Soaking wet we were hiding under trees, upside down umbrellas and everything else possible. All of these issues obviously contributed to the DQ'S:

Gary Burchess, Brett Fordham and the club breaker "Mr Paul Bishop"

Then there was the rotten banana issue.  Gary have you checked you bag lately?

Down to the results:
Novelties
NTP #3  Gim
NTP #9  Shelley
NTP #16 in 2 shots  Kerry
LD #18  Roland
Golden Hole second week in a row:  Peter Baird - Well Done!
Lollies:
Shelley  87 with a birdie on hole 12
Results:
Ullrich  86
Richard  84
Dave  84
Charmaine  83
Earl  83
Christine  81
FrancEs  81
Ross 80
Graeme  80
Bruce  78
Paul Gardner  78
Glen  77
Ian  76
Malcolm  75
Roland  74
Greg  73
Steve  73
Nola  72
Lynne  72
Gim  71
3rd Place:
Derek  68
2nd Place:
Kerry  66
WINNER:
Peter Baird  66 with a birdie on hole 17!

Yes I finally got it right! Peter Baird

Results of the Spring Cup:
3rd Place        Peter Baird    143
2nd Place       Lynne Malone 141
WINNER:
Derek  Longhurst   139  (Well Played)

Spring Cup Winner:  Derek Longhurst

Oh Yes I disqualified myself - nobody else wanted to!

Spring Cup Wembley Old Course 30th August 2014

Sponsor:  Charmaine Stanger

This was my idea of a Spring Cup but instead we had rain and battleship grey weather.  Which all added to my worst golf game ever! I spent most the day trying to get out of the mud and the bunkers. Scores never to be divulged, I am sure Vicky will agree with me LOL.

Novelties:
Charmaine  - A well deserved last place
I have decided to become a Scratch Golfer, then I can scratch out all the bad scores and keep the good ones.

Results:
Vicky -sorry could not read the score
Phil  85
Shelley  83
Graeme  79
Gary  79
Ross  79
Mardi  79
Malcolm  78
Richard  78
Greg  78
Francis  78
Peter  77
Gim  77
Steve  75
Roland  75
Brett  75
Christine  75
Bruce  75
Nola  73
Earl  73
Paul Bishop  72
Derek  71
3rd Place:
Ian  71  (Count Back from Derek)
2nd Place:
Ullrich  69
WINNER
Lynne  69  (Count Back from Ullrich)

Well Done Lynne!

Matchplay Runner Up (Bruce) and Winner (Ullrich) with trophies in hand!

Yes Mr Yeo perfect swing!

Look, you even keep your head down! no need for Helicopter Clubs!